i've been chaning a lot of shit recently.
i haven't been drinking and have been jogging and i'm quitting comedy....at least the stand-up stuff. i have one show on the 21st (that if you're in the portland area during, you better be there........seriously) and after that i'm done. maybe not forever, but at least for a while.
it's getting torturous going to these shitty portland open mics and i'm absolute crap at kissing ass so i don't fit in real well with most of the promoters. i may have said some things, too.
the weird thing is i've been doing pretty well, but it doesn't really do anything for me anymore. the audiences in portland piss me off and the shows bore me. there are a couple of people doing some really inventive stuff, but the majority of comics act like immature little boys (wow, you called a girl "bitch" again....that was clever.....just as clever as the last ten times you did it.).
sorry to rant, but seriously, come see my show. it'll be most of my best stuff.......and i'm hilarious.
i haven't been drinking and have been jogging and i'm quitting comedy....at least the stand-up stuff. i have one show on the 21st (that if you're in the portland area during, you better be there........seriously) and after that i'm done. maybe not forever, but at least for a while.
it's getting torturous going to these shitty portland open mics and i'm absolute crap at kissing ass so i don't fit in real well with most of the promoters. i may have said some things, too.
the weird thing is i've been doing pretty well, but it doesn't really do anything for me anymore. the audiences in portland piss me off and the shows bore me. there are a couple of people doing some really inventive stuff, but the majority of comics act like immature little boys (wow, you called a girl "bitch" again....that was clever.....just as clever as the last ten times you did it.).
sorry to rant, but seriously, come see my show. it'll be most of my best stuff.......and i'm hilarious.
zooey
perhaps if you would let us cool ass kids know when you are standing up the audiences would not suck so much. I kick some ass as I feel necessary. You know that.