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Eugene, OR

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Thursday Jun 21, 2007

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my sister discovered that somebody had switched out the tires on her car for some horribly worn and, in one case, horribly mis-sized tires.....she's eight and a half months pregnant.....if i find out who did it, and we may know who, i'm going to put a motherfucking brick through their motherfucking window.....also....i may start a fight.
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i'm going to try and calm down by listing, off the top of my head, twenty things that make me happy

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1. my family (which, of course, includes my dog and squirrel)
2. The Trucks
3. Mr. Blue Sky
4. Guitar Hero
5. Freaks and Geeks
6. Larry David
7. potatoes
8. boobs...which should've been listed higher in retrospect
9. Wii Sports
10. Marvel Zombies
11. pasta
12. Star Wars
13. a good dark beer
14. Regina Spektor
15. Ricky Gervais
16. Grosse Pointe Blank
17. A Confederacy of Dunces
18. making out
19. Elite Beat Agents
20. Jackie Chan

*this list would be so different if i did it another day...but for today...it's what it is.

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silencia:
I can burp "albert einstein" ...
Jun 22, 2007
silencia:
Okay... probably not... but it'd be awesome if I could. tongue
Jun 22, 2007

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