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a while back, when i lived with bitchin' roommates, we came up with the greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger line ever:

(Outside of an abandoned warehouse [read: evildoers lair], a lone security guard stands post. Arnie walks up and hands the thug one dollar bill.)

Thug: What's this dollar for?

Arnie: Eet's from da toof faiwy.

(Arnie then punches the guard right in the face, sending a single tooth flying in the distance.)

....and scene.

......also, i got into the comedy competition and it starts monday and it lasts for a month so wish me luck in either
A)winning, or
B) at least getting laid by an adoring fan.

.....or of course C) all of the above.