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Eugene, OR

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Wednesday Apr 12, 2006

Apr 12, 2006
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Two ideas that i'm putting in print so that if anyone steals them, i can beat the shit out them............
legal style:

First is lame: My comedy business cards. I've been buying old Operation games from Goodwill and taking the cards and stamping "Comedy" or "Laugh" above the front of the card, so it reads "Comedy Specialist" or "Laugh Doctor." I like it, and that's what matters.

Second is bitchin': I want to have a Commercial Dance-off. I want to get videos of all those dancey commercials (Like Coke guy dancing around his room, or that Joe Boxer underwear guy that dances around, or that stupid Mercedes girl that hand dances to that Dirty Vegas song) and have people compete in re-enactments. Extra points for props (or lack of props in the Joe Boxer Underwear example.)

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There's a comedy competition in town starting next week. Give me luck.

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elleseven:
you will do wonderfully!

did you get a ticket for the dresden dolls?

do you like the devil makes three?

you should come to the show friday if you do. they are sooo much fun.

ps: YOU ROCK!

[Edited on Apr 12, 2006 8:33PM]
Apr 12, 2006
elleseven:
But I was singing Grr's doom song...

notice how busy I am. smile
Apr 13, 2006

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