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Saturday Apr 01, 2006

Apr 1, 2006
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i need:

a job
new pictures
to lose 15 lbs.
to win the lottery
a new book to read
a new playstation 2
and kingdom hearts II
in-home internet connection

probably more, but that's where the lottery comes in.
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elleseven:
When I was 16 I worked at ahem...safeway.

one day I had to take this older woman's groceries out for her. She grabbed one of the chairs on the way out and did the whole Jerk scene where he becomes homeless.

I thought it was hillarious, but none of my coworkers got it.

The lady had the funkiest car. She rocked. It was a veritable green room in there. Plants all over the place, an empty aquarium, etc... I won't forget it. It was a bitchin' camaro, too.
Apr 3, 2006
elleseven:
ah, but you would most likely find my abode to be a veritable pig stye. i have used veritable in veritably all of my comments on this update. embarassing

[Edited on Apr 05, 2006 5:52PM]
Apr 5, 2006

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