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Eugene, OR

Member Since 2004

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Saturday Mar 18, 2006

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Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.

I have my ten year reunion this summer and even if i went, which i have no intention of doing, i have no idea what i've accomplished that i could say..........

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chloe:
Thank you for the sweet comment on my new set! kiss
Mar 18, 2006
luckie:
Aww at the creature your sporting in your profile picture!!! If you could here me right now, aww-ing, you'd slap me to shut me up shocked AWW! Squirrel? I had a squirrel called Brian once. Brian died frown
Mar 18, 2006

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