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Yay, let's hear it for working 5am-10am. Ugh. I hate mornings. You go to the store after work and people are like, "Good morning," even though it's my nighttime and i want to correct them and say, "Fuck off "

Myspace party friday. I think i might do that. I need to meet people.

I was thinking that i haven't had a cold in a...
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Dr Phil fucking sucks!!! So my roommate had been getting me all jazzed because today these couples in trouble were going to slap eachother! So i watched and right toward the end they line up and he's hollering at them to make sure they slap them so they know it, and wham! he stops them and tells them to hug. What a fucking ripoff!!! No...
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Yay! I rode the Metro Rail for the first time in my whole life today! And i got to see some police a-hole-ality.

Hey, guess what? Tomorrow is Phil Slap Day!!! My roommate watches Dr. Phil and tomorrow Phil's gonna make couples in trouble slap eachother!

This week is dragging with the knowledge that i have to work from 5-10am. I fucking hate mornings. I...
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You ever get in that mood where you wish someone bad would threaten you so you could head butt them? Yeah, me neither.

Can you win the lottery if you never even play? I hope so. It would be nice if someone just showed up at my house with a check.

So that's me right now. Lots of questions, no answers. Stress is eating my...
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Yay! Payday! Why am i still broke?

I miss living in Eugene where you can just walk to almost any bar in town, and crawl home.

Where are all the good men dead? in the heart, or in the head? Can't it be both? If there's one thing working at a movie theater when titanic came out (which meant cleaning to Celine Dion 4-6 times...
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So i had a decent time last nite. I went to The Roxy to see Metal Skool, this kick-ass hair metal band. Green Day was there and jumped up on stage and butt-rocked out. So did creed . My friend says he saw Crispin Glover, which pissed me off that he told me after we left.

Also, I'm an idiot around girls. I was waiting...
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Feeling a tad better. Friends from back home will be visiting. I hate them because they went to Coachella and i couldn't, but i'll try and not let it show.

I finally got some righteous mack put on me by some cute females. They were probably 13 and 7, it was actually quite cute. I went to Universal today to see their new haunted maze,...
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Cause it's a five o'clock world...

and the weekend if finally fucking here!!! Friday was supposed to be my friday, but they asked me to come in today, but now it's over!!!

On a more grim note, I feel in an utter funk. Once again i've bottled up enough rage and pain that's it's time to vent. Normally hanging out with friends helps me relax,...
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A new first for me!!! My first ever wallpaper, it's in my pic section.

In other news: I don't want to go to work. errgh. Must we have jobs? Shouldn't the government just give me money for being cool. I improve the quality of life for people around me. At least the ones i'm not wishing horrible things on. Tell me if you like my...
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I went to Universal Studios today since i work there and get in free and am broke and bored and had a day off and i live up the street.

Why do people breed so fucking much anyways? So many of those little bastards and the parents can't control them and I was better behaved and Ithink backhanding kids should be legal.*

Anyways, i'm a...
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My god...the horror...it takes a lot to make a manly man cry.

i, however, am not a manly man. and it is easy to make me cry if you give me a job and then tell me to...to...

i can't say it...i mean...of all things you sick perverts...i'm not your whore!!!

god...are you there?...you can't be or else things like these wouldn't exist...my parents taught...
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