Monday Apr 17, 2006

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My knee makes a really loud popping noise when i walk down stairs.

it's awesome.

i had a very dysfunctional family easter. It took a toll.
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vivid:
Thanks for your comment on my set ... I hope you enjoyed it!
dr_ew:
Classic.

Friday Apr 14, 2006

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I haven't had oatmeal in some time.
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vivid:
aw, thanks so much!! I rawk the hawk.

and I had oatmeal this morning. mmmm
elleseven:
I love oatmeal! But only when I make it. I like to put dried cranberries and salt in it. YUMMM!

beer sounds good. let me know when.

Wednesday Apr 12, 2006

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Two ideas that i'm putting in print so that if anyone steals them, i can beat the shit out them............
legal style:

First is lame: My comedy business cards. I've been buying old Operation games from Goodwill and taking the cards and stamping "Comedy" or "Laugh" above the front of the card, so it reads "Comedy Specialist" or "Laugh Doctor." I like it, and that's...
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elleseven:
you will do wonderfully!

did you get a ticket for the dresden dolls?

do you like the devil makes three?

you should come to the show friday if you do. they are sooo much fun.

ps: YOU ROCK!

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elleseven:
But I was singing Grr's doom song...

notice how busy I am. smile

Sunday Apr 09, 2006

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".. And if you kiss somebody, Then both of you'll get practice."

Regina Spektor is coming to town in May!!!!
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vivid:
Well then, you can woo any lady with a good heaping helping of mac n cheese.
dr_ew:
There's a very good chance I'll be there.

Friday Apr 07, 2006

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MC Hammer was on the christian channel last night.....
"Fortunately, God has blessed me with musical talent."
ha ha.
dr_ew:
Damn you! Musical talent is and understatement. Hammer was a god.
luckie:
Haha. then all you'll need is a curtain to go in place of your front door, and you're making money wink Haha, naa, i'm not suggesting you have a brothel! wink biggrin

Wednesday Apr 05, 2006

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"Turns out i was fucking an autistic chick."

this is the reason i hate doing comedy in this piece of shit town so much. i got nothing against the whole, "Look how crazy i am and how far i'm willing to push the envelope," thing, but when it's all you and all you're little white boy club has, it gets verrrry annoying. It's tired, it's...
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elleseven:
thats a terrible line
dr_ew:
I believe it was you that sent me an internet test to see if you're autistic or not. According to it there's a good chance you have.

Saturday Apr 01, 2006

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i need:

a job
new pictures
to lose 15 lbs.
to win the lottery
a new book to read
a new playstation 2
and kingdom hearts II
in-home internet connection

probably more, but that's where the lottery comes in.
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elleseven:
When I was 16 I worked at ahem...safeway.

one day I had to take this older woman's groceries out for her. She grabbed one of the chairs on the way out and did the whole Jerk scene where he becomes homeless.

I thought it was hillarious, but none of my coworkers got it.

The lady had the funkiest car. She rocked. It was a veritable green room in there. Plants all over the place, an empty aquarium, etc... I won't forget it. It was a bitchin' camaro, too.
elleseven:
ah, but you would most likely find my abode to be a veritable pig stye. i have used veritable in veritably all of my comments on this update. embarassing

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Friday Mar 31, 2006

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movie ettiquette is at an all-time low. mad
dr_ew:
I wish it was OK to slap people in the movie theater.

Wednesday Mar 29, 2006

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elleseven:
aw, rendo, your are such a sweet heart.

I don't know when, but my pops will come to take all of my furniture. Who knows if i will need help. but, I will let you know if i do. Thanks!

tonight?
odinseye:
nice squirrel

Sunday Mar 26, 2006

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I've been in Portland more lately....i need things to do.

I want to be an eensy bit more social.....i'm scared of people.
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surlyclown:
Thanks for the kind words.
elleseven:
i missed the goddamn interview.

abra took me out for a "so sorry" drink tonight, but i would love to meet you maybe tomorrow for one. i get off work at 9 ish. call me?

Friday Mar 24, 2006

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Randy is back in the house, yo.

...and by house, i mean i'm back in Portland. Saw one of my closest friends for the last time before she leaves for Japan for a friggin' year....ouch for me. She was one of the few people in town that called me and made me leave my house. Good fer her though.

I missed Earl a lot. He...
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elleseven:
you said:

"i saw a bumper sticker on a van yesterday that said, "Don't Pave Paradise." I find it amusing that a van would request less pavement. "

I find it quite amusing asss well.

I was shameful at bowling. But, one game I did win, and I got over 100! Somewhere in the teens, I don't know. It were pretty dern fun times, I must say.

hotcurry:
My writing partner bought a bottle once as a joke. It was terrible. Like furniture polish.

Monday Mar 20, 2006

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Going to Eugene tomorrow for a couple of days to see K's family and see friends and see kitties and doggies. yay!
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elleseven:
no reason smile

I was just curious.
kaylee:
awww sweetie. so glad to hear you are wandering out into the world. its not that you won't get hurt, but i'm sure there's someone out there that's worth it. kiss

i heart you! and earl! biggrin

xoxo
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