Oh boy.
Last night, I became the epitome of all that is wrong with America, and was the posterchild for the anti-drinking campaign.
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to dress like a twat and go to a bar with a few friends. I have no idea what I am doing with my hands, please ignore that. But, yeah, the night went from this:
To this:
Which led to me waking up, and needing a DISGUSTING breakfast. Fried chicken and waffles..and yes, all those drinks were mine...at 8 am. Doesn't get any worse than this.
After that horrid meal, I decided I needed coffee, and wanted to make an attempt at going diving. Didn't turn out so well. Note the horrendous hungover look.
I did see these guys outside of my driveway though, so that was kind of neat.
Yeah. Never drinking again. Oh, the life of a musician.
Last night, I became the epitome of all that is wrong with America, and was the posterchild for the anti-drinking campaign.
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to dress like a twat and go to a bar with a few friends. I have no idea what I am doing with my hands, please ignore that. But, yeah, the night went from this:
To this:
Which led to me waking up, and needing a DISGUSTING breakfast. Fried chicken and waffles..and yes, all those drinks were mine...at 8 am. Doesn't get any worse than this.
After that horrid meal, I decided I needed coffee, and wanted to make an attempt at going diving. Didn't turn out so well. Note the horrendous hungover look.
I did see these guys outside of my driveway though, so that was kind of neat.
Yeah. Never drinking again. Oh, the life of a musician.
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Haha maybe I will! I'll drink vodka and you can have a corona or something. I don't know if we scandinavian vikings just drink better than you americans ;P I guess we'll see.
Me, drag you home? Can we just fetch a gator to do that?
Hmh.. sounds like some crazy food. I'd love to try it though! I absolutely love american fried chicken, oh yum yum. The day after allways requires junk food.
Oooh, silly me. I'd never seen one of those before. I've seen flamingos, when I was in miami!
Vodka? That's for little girls and Russians. I am a whiskey drinker, although no longer a very good one. I am going to get back to my old form and see if I can't take down a viking
Gators aren't good at dragging. Just put me on a sled and have Pickles pull it.
We Americans can fry the shit out of anything. This a great place to get fat as all hell, that's for sure.
Miami...home sweet home.