I just ran into dollface on an el platform. It took me a minute, but her eyes are a dead giveaway. 
So why is it that when given a perfectly good reason to start a conversation with a cute girl on the el, I turn into such a retard? I said "you don't go by 'dollface,' do you?" Dar- it's just like me to come up with someting as negative and passive as that. I'm such a fucking tard.
But I'm a tard with ReplayTV, so things can't be all that bad, right? I'm sure that's part of the problem; since getting that thing last week, my congnitive skills have no doubt diminished. Cramming an three hours of TV viewing into two hours is probably not the best course for me.
Today I Googled my best friend of 20 years ago... I found him and emailed him. That should be interesting.
So why is it that when given a perfectly good reason to start a conversation with a cute girl on the el, I turn into such a retard? I said "you don't go by 'dollface,' do you?" Dar- it's just like me to come up with someting as negative and passive as that. I'm such a fucking tard.
But I'm a tard with ReplayTV, so things can't be all that bad, right? I'm sure that's part of the problem; since getting that thing last week, my congnitive skills have no doubt diminished. Cramming an three hours of TV viewing into two hours is probably not the best course for me.
Today I Googled my best friend of 20 years ago... I found him and emailed him. That should be interesting.
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