Taking a break from learning Johnny Cash, Audioslave and Hillbillly songs on the guitar last weekend, I received this forwarded email from my sister.
This is some funny shit...
BUSH Library
BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
DESTROYED BY FIRE
MSNBC staff and news service reports
Updated: 1:37 p.m. ET Aug. 2, 2005
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
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Q: How does Bush feel about Roe vs. Wade?
A: He doesn't really care how people get out of New Orleans.
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Famous Quotes By George W. Bush
A listing of some of President Bush's more famous quotes:
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Public speaking is very easy."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
This is some funny shit...
BUSH Library
BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
DESTROYED BY FIRE
MSNBC staff and news service reports
Updated: 1:37 p.m. ET Aug. 2, 2005
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
*******************
Q: How does Bush feel about Roe vs. Wade?
A: He doesn't really care how people get out of New Orleans.
**********************
Famous Quotes By George W. Bush
A listing of some of President Bush's more famous quotes:
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Public speaking is very easy."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."