AH the most horrible thing EVER HAPPENED.
SHIT. FUCK. BALLS.
Ok I need to vent... Even though not even like 2 people read my journal I still need to get this out of my system so I can study.
ONCE APON A TIME it was 2am and my friends and I were hungry. We went to Denny's. Were sitting at our booth table thingy. I'm in a bad mood and my friends are just horsing around. So yeah, sitting at a table.
THEN
A SUPER awesome girl walks by
. I don't know what it is about her. Typically I'm not girl crazy but something about this girl's aura is REALY AWESOME. I don't know WTF it was but I immedietly say to my homies, "Dude... that girl is realy awesome." but she walked bye us with 2 of her friends (later uncovered as her sisters) into the bathroom...
My friends, "Dewd go talk to her!"
Me, "She's taking a shit."
Then they walked back in and she sat next to this super huge black dude at the other end of the diner.
So we sit there. I eat. My friends eat. We go to the front to pay. AND THEN GUESS WHAT OMFG she comes up to pay and sits right behind me in line OMFG OMFG. Now... Then I try to talk to her... it goes horrible. Whats worse is the super huge black dewd is like right behind her and he thinks my feeble attemps to talk to her are pathetic... Although I can sorta tell that she wants me to talk to her and shes nervous and yeah whatever. Anyway, I finally get a conversation going with her and... I don't know if it was because I was so nervous but our convo went HORRIBLE. There was like 2304234923 awkward pauses ect. AND! While I'm trying to talk to her my friends are SITTING IN A COURNER ROFLing at me. Like literally rolling on the floor/crying from laughing so hard.
So... yeah.... I buckle under the pressure (FUCK) she leaves and I don't get her #.
When were driving back home I scream fuck a bunch of times in the car.
She was so awesome
I go into my dorm and scream about it.
One of the guys who lives in my dorm says, "I went to her high school!"
ME= OMFG! GET THE YEAR BOOK SO I CAN STALK HER NOW.
2 weeks later he goes home and brings back the yearbook!
Shes not in it WHY? Cuz she just moved her from Mass.
But I describe her a lot to him. His girlfriend goes to her school and she knows exactly who I'm talking about and gets her # for me.
NOW... When she asked for the # she said, "Yeah RefrigeratorCo relay thinks your hot" so I know I was being pretty up front about my interest.
I call her! We talk... shes very cool
I ask her on a date 2 weeks later.
"I have a boyfriend"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok... this guys shes dating... his name is ELLIOT. WTF KIND OF LAME NAME IS ELLIOT!?!?!!!?
I'm mean seriously.... elliot...
But we become friends (You see where this is heading...?)
A lot of shiz happens over some months. We become very good friends and she dumps that Elliot dewd.
For some reason, I just don't feel like I'm ready for a GF at this point. I have no car, no $, work, mad school work, and I'm realy skinny so meh!
But then...
The most horrible thingy ever happened.
Tonight... we were talkin on the phone...
"I'm seeing this other guy blah blah blah"
That's ok, I can take that.
"He's 23"
Shes 17 that kinda wtf.
"His name is..."
Are you ready for the LAMEST NAME EVER?
"Ken!"
WHERE THE HELL DOES SHE FIND THESE WANKERS? KEN? KEN AND BARBIE?
KEN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GH3Y.
I haven't met this dewd... but Elliot and Ken? If your reading this pos and your a girl or gay would you date a human being named elliot or ken? That's what I thought.
SHOOT ME NOW.
SHIT. FUCK. BALLS.
Ok I need to vent... Even though not even like 2 people read my journal I still need to get this out of my system so I can study.
ONCE APON A TIME it was 2am and my friends and I were hungry. We went to Denny's. Were sitting at our booth table thingy. I'm in a bad mood and my friends are just horsing around. So yeah, sitting at a table.
THEN
A SUPER awesome girl walks by
. I don't know what it is about her. Typically I'm not girl crazy but something about this girl's aura is REALY AWESOME. I don't know WTF it was but I immedietly say to my homies, "Dude... that girl is realy awesome." but she walked bye us with 2 of her friends (later uncovered as her sisters) into the bathroom...
My friends, "Dewd go talk to her!"
Me, "She's taking a shit."
Then they walked back in and she sat next to this super huge black dude at the other end of the diner.
So we sit there. I eat. My friends eat. We go to the front to pay. AND THEN GUESS WHAT OMFG she comes up to pay and sits right behind me in line OMFG OMFG. Now... Then I try to talk to her... it goes horrible. Whats worse is the super huge black dewd is like right behind her and he thinks my feeble attemps to talk to her are pathetic... Although I can sorta tell that she wants me to talk to her and shes nervous and yeah whatever. Anyway, I finally get a conversation going with her and... I don't know if it was because I was so nervous but our convo went HORRIBLE. There was like 2304234923 awkward pauses ect. AND! While I'm trying to talk to her my friends are SITTING IN A COURNER ROFLing at me. Like literally rolling on the floor/crying from laughing so hard.
So... yeah.... I buckle under the pressure (FUCK) she leaves and I don't get her #.
When were driving back home I scream fuck a bunch of times in the car.
She was so awesome
I go into my dorm and scream about it.
One of the guys who lives in my dorm says, "I went to her high school!"
ME= OMFG! GET THE YEAR BOOK SO I CAN STALK HER NOW.
2 weeks later he goes home and brings back the yearbook!
Shes not in it
WHY? Cuz she just moved her from Mass.
But I describe her a lot to him. His girlfriend goes to her school and she knows exactly who I'm talking about and gets her # for me.
NOW... When she asked for the # she said, "Yeah RefrigeratorCo relay thinks your hot" so I know I was being pretty up front about my interest.
I call her! We talk... shes very cool
I ask her on a date 2 weeks later.
"I have a boyfriend"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok... this guys shes dating... his name is ELLIOT. WTF KIND OF LAME NAME IS ELLIOT!?!?!!!?
I'm mean seriously.... elliot...
But we become friends (You see where this is heading...?)
A lot of shiz happens over some months. We become very good friends and she dumps that Elliot dewd.
For some reason, I just don't feel like I'm ready for a GF at this point. I have no car, no $, work, mad school work, and I'm realy skinny so meh!
But then...
The most horrible thingy ever happened.
Tonight... we were talkin on the phone...
"I'm seeing this other guy blah blah blah"
That's ok, I can take that.
"He's 23"
Shes 17 that kinda wtf.
"His name is..."
Are you ready for the LAMEST NAME EVER?
"Ken!"
WHERE THE HELL DOES SHE FIND THESE WANKERS? KEN? KEN AND BARBIE?
KEN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GH3Y.
I haven't met this dewd... but Elliot and Ken? If your reading this pos and your a girl or gay would you date a human being named elliot or ken? That's what I thought.
SHOOT ME NOW.
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Thx for your big post