reemooooo

I am a smushy and i am a bear
i have lots of fuzzy brown hair
whats that guy doing over there
i don't know and i don't care

My mama loves me, this I know
she has nice tight camel toe
if i am lucky i will grow
so i don't get buried in the snow

when my daddy cries nightly
i like to poke him oh so lightly
even though it is quite unsightly
his future shines so very brightly

rhyming remo that's my game
i am good and you are lame
if i keep playing this geigh game
will you love me all the same

mirror mirror on the table
whats that white stuff, seems unstable
if i sniff it will i be able
to bang a chick just like clark gable

i think that i have syphilis
whatchyou talkin bout my friend willis?