Okay so here's the deal I have this date on Saturday. We are going to see Underworld 2 and maybe a party if I like him.
His name is Bob. lol I love that name, but I call him Bobby. Anyhow, I can't figure this guy out. You see I don't like difficulty when it comes to figuring out if I like a man or...
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His name is Bob. lol I love that name, but I call him Bobby. Anyhow, I can't figure this guy out. You see I don't like difficulty when it comes to figuring out if I like a man or...
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More insomniac FUN!
Cuddle Buddy Application
Description: Fun job in comfortable environment. Duties include spooning, leaning, hugging and all over cuddling. Must love movie nights and talking. Position has high potential for promotion to the field of boyfriend or further! No exp necessary. 21 and over applicants only please.
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Morning...
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Cuddle Buddy Application
Description: Fun job in comfortable environment. Duties include spooning, leaning, hugging and all over cuddling. Must love movie nights and talking. Position has high potential for promotion to the field of boyfriend or further! No exp necessary. 21 and over applicants only please.
Name:
Age:
Email:
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Morning...
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pile:
Name: Michael
Age: 22
Email: check me on myspace... myspace.com/esaias... i don't check my email enough to respond effectively on time...
Other forms of contact:
Best time to reach you (check the box)
Morning Evening Anytime for you X
City/State/Country: Fresno, CA, USA
Please answer the following to the best of your ability (illiterate applicants need not apply):
What is your biggest flaw? Too emotional.
List 3 of your favorite movies. Fight Club, Samurai Fiction, Queen of the Damned (for the music)
What type of sheets do you have and how recently have you washed them? It's not really a sheet. It's like a velvet blanket. It hasn't needed to be washed.
How long do you usually know a girl/woman before you kiss her? Jump her? Dump her? If everything goes well, kiss her as soon as I feel the need. Jump her only if she wants it. Dump her as soon as she cheats.
Do you have a criminal record or past history of psycho behavior? No.
Do you have a problem with vegetarians? Not at all.
What do you feel is the biggest problem most/all women have? Image.
Do you have a job? Yes.
Do you have goals in love/family/career? Yes.
If you could be any type of animal what would it be and why? Hawk, I've always wanted to soar.
How would you describe yourself? Timid at first, Goofy, Respectful to those who respect me and my friends.
Is there anything else you would like to tell me additional skills/supply your own materials (blankets, couch, etc)/will travel? Uh, I've got my own room? I live fairly close to you.
Age: 22
Email: check me on myspace... myspace.com/esaias... i don't check my email enough to respond effectively on time...
Other forms of contact:
Best time to reach you (check the box)
Morning Evening Anytime for you X
City/State/Country: Fresno, CA, USA
Please answer the following to the best of your ability (illiterate applicants need not apply):
What is your biggest flaw? Too emotional.
List 3 of your favorite movies. Fight Club, Samurai Fiction, Queen of the Damned (for the music)
What type of sheets do you have and how recently have you washed them? It's not really a sheet. It's like a velvet blanket. It hasn't needed to be washed.
How long do you usually know a girl/woman before you kiss her? Jump her? Dump her? If everything goes well, kiss her as soon as I feel the need. Jump her only if she wants it. Dump her as soon as she cheats.
Do you have a criminal record or past history of psycho behavior? No.
Do you have a problem with vegetarians? Not at all.
What do you feel is the biggest problem most/all women have? Image.
Do you have a job? Yes.
Do you have goals in love/family/career? Yes.
If you could be any type of animal what would it be and why? Hawk, I've always wanted to soar.
How would you describe yourself? Timid at first, Goofy, Respectful to those who respect me and my friends.
Is there anything else you would like to tell me additional skills/supply your own materials (blankets, couch, etc)/will travel? Uh, I've got my own room? I live fairly close to you.
mr_mxyztplk:
Name:James
Age:21
Email:ditto on not effective
Other forms of contact: SG or myspace.com/mysterymann
Best time to reach you (check the box)
Morning [Evening] Anytime for you
City/State/Country: Porterville, CA, U.S.
Please answer the following to the best of your ability (illiterate applicants need not apply):
What is your biggest flaw? My foot and mouth have a personal relationship
List 3 of your favorite movies. Nightmare Before Christmas, and Clerks I know those would be in my top 3 but I don't know where and couldnt name a 3rd...
What type of sheets do you have and how recently have you washed them? Sheets: Nightmare Before Christmas Blanket: Sin City. About 2 weeks ago (sheets) blanket is new)
How long do you usually know a girl/woman before you kiss her? Jump her? Dump her? I'm shy so lets leave it at it takes a while to get a kiss from me but once you got that normal progression.
Do you have a criminal record or past history of psycho behavior? not that I am aware of but maybe... lol
Do you have a problem with vegetarians?
moms alergic to meat (no seriously) ,so no.
What do you feel is the biggest problem most/all women have? random mood swings.
Do you have a job? Waiter
Do you have goals in love/family/career?
Yes. (am I supposed to elaborate because I will... lol)
If you could be any type of animal what would it be and why? Bart Simpson "Nobody ever suspects the butterfly!"
but no probably a Whale... imagine what they could see and where the could go...
How would you describe yourself? Shy, Bipolar but usually not in a bad way, charismatic but I dont know how, did I mention Shy?
Is there anything else you would like to tell me additional skills/supply your own materials (blankets, couch, etc)/will travel?
if you want to know you have the freedom to ask...
[Edited on Feb 01, 2006 12:33PM]
[Edited on Feb 01, 2006 12:34PM]
Age:21
Email:ditto on not effective
Other forms of contact: SG or myspace.com/mysterymann
Best time to reach you (check the box)
Morning [Evening] Anytime for you
City/State/Country: Porterville, CA, U.S.
Please answer the following to the best of your ability (illiterate applicants need not apply):
What is your biggest flaw? My foot and mouth have a personal relationship
List 3 of your favorite movies. Nightmare Before Christmas, and Clerks I know those would be in my top 3 but I don't know where and couldnt name a 3rd...
What type of sheets do you have and how recently have you washed them? Sheets: Nightmare Before Christmas Blanket: Sin City. About 2 weeks ago (sheets) blanket is new)
How long do you usually know a girl/woman before you kiss her? Jump her? Dump her? I'm shy so lets leave it at it takes a while to get a kiss from me but once you got that normal progression.
Do you have a criminal record or past history of psycho behavior? not that I am aware of but maybe... lol
Do you have a problem with vegetarians?
moms alergic to meat (no seriously) ,so no.
What do you feel is the biggest problem most/all women have? random mood swings.
Do you have a job? Waiter
Do you have goals in love/family/career?
Yes. (am I supposed to elaborate because I will... lol)
If you could be any type of animal what would it be and why? Bart Simpson "Nobody ever suspects the butterfly!"
but no probably a Whale... imagine what they could see and where the could go...
How would you describe yourself? Shy, Bipolar but usually not in a bad way, charismatic but I dont know how, did I mention Shy?
Is there anything else you would like to tell me additional skills/supply your own materials (blankets, couch, etc)/will travel?
if you want to know you have the freedom to ask...
[Edited on Feb 01, 2006 12:33PM]
[Edited on Feb 01, 2006 12:34PM]
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mikeyangel:
Amen & cheers to that too.
You can always drop me a line when the going gets down on you. See I have a saying:
It is not the thiings that happen to us in life that defines who we are but in how we choose to cope with them for the problems of life has living life to solve them.
As for the above pic...
OMFG that is way too cute
Take care little.
You can always drop me a line when the going gets down on you. See I have a saying:
It is not the thiings that happen to us in life that defines who we are but in how we choose to cope with them for the problems of life has living life to solve them.
As for the above pic...
OMFG that is way too cute
Take care little.
dark_templar:
ha ha ha .... thats funny 
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[Edited on Jan 18, 2006 12:55PM]
I missed you today
I tried running you out of my mind
Numbing you out of my mind
but I missed you
I tried running you out of my mind
Numbing you out of my mind
but I missed you
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mikefool:
OK I am the cheering you up party. I shake my bum in a seductiive way and then jiggle my belly. Oh too sexy! too sexy!
amibringnthemosh:
Hey thanks for the happy Bday 
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dark_templar:
Yeah I like the candy factory, I used to burn my mouth eatin so much sour candy
mikeyangel:
You have a great weekend to cute. 
Friday the 13th (insert crazy eyes here)
Friday the 13th (insert crazy eyes here)
Does anyone know an alternative to photobucket? The other ones I know of are now shut down.
I have stolen this from the lovely KELSI
Read and post.
If you want to of course no pressure.
o.O Girl Confessions o.O
[x ] I do wear makeup
[ ] When I walk by mirrors, I cant help but look
[ ] I wear a bra to...
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I have stolen this from the lovely KELSI
Read and post.
If you want to of course no pressure.
o.O Girl Confessions o.O
[x ] I do wear makeup
[ ] When I walk by mirrors, I cant help but look
[ ] I wear a bra to...
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mikefool:
Hey,
did you see the prozac nation movie? I bought t on ebay before it came out in america and I was so disappointed.
did you see the prozac nation movie? I bought t on ebay before it came out in america and I was so disappointed.
mikeyangel:
I agree, you do sound awesomelly sweet.
Okay here we go then...of course I cleaned up the format cuz I am a geek like that.
X_x Guy Confessions x_X
[x] - I have watched porn
[ ] - I have played/cheated on a girl
[x] - Ive slept naked
[x] - I play video games
[ ] - I wear boxers to bed
[ ] - Ive thrown rocks @ a girls window
[x] - Ive drank because I felt like it
[ ] - I still beat my buddies up
[ ] - Of course they never beat me up
[ ] - I drive a truck
[ ] - My friends and I make fun of each other...alot
[x] - I drive some type of car
[x] - I have a job
[x] - I have more than one job
[ ] - I currently have a girlfriend
[ ] - My girlfriend is better than yours
[ ] - I think about girls/my girl ALOT
[ ] - Girls are complicated, to the tenth degree
[ ] - Im cocky
[ ] - Ive forgotten to return a phone call to a girl...or a few
[x] - Not all guys are the same. Im one of the different ones
[x] - Id do anything for my girl
[ ] - I tend to be shy around girls
[ ] - I act like an ass on purpose
[ ] - Ive been flashed before
[x] - Ive seen the Rocky Horror picture show
[ ] - I play hard to get
[ ] - I aspire to one day become like the guys in Old School
[ ] - Im not in love
[ ] - Ive honked at a girl going down the road
[x] - Ive hit on a girl in public
[x] - Ive gotten wood in class
[x] - Ive asked a hot girl for her number that I just met
[ ] - Ive acted like a man slut
[x] - Angelina Jolie is hot
[ ] - Pamela Anderson is hotter
[ ] - Sports over-rule everything else
[x] - I like rock music
[ ] - I like rap music
[ ] - Ive been suspended
[x] - Ive gotten detention
[x] - The whole if a guy has big feet thing is true
[ ] - Cheerleaders are hot
[x] - I have a tattoo
[Edited on Jan 12, 2006 9:22PM]
[Edited on Jan 12, 2006 9:22PM]
Okay here we go then...of course I cleaned up the format cuz I am a geek like that.
X_x Guy Confessions x_X
[x] - I have watched porn
[ ] - I have played/cheated on a girl
[x] - Ive slept naked
[x] - I play video games
[ ] - I wear boxers to bed
[ ] - Ive thrown rocks @ a girls window
[x] - Ive drank because I felt like it
[ ] - I still beat my buddies up
[ ] - Of course they never beat me up
[ ] - I drive a truck
[ ] - My friends and I make fun of each other...alot
[x] - I drive some type of car
[x] - I have a job
[x] - I have more than one job
[ ] - I currently have a girlfriend
[ ] - My girlfriend is better than yours
[ ] - I think about girls/my girl ALOT
[ ] - Girls are complicated, to the tenth degree
[ ] - Im cocky
[ ] - Ive forgotten to return a phone call to a girl...or a few
[x] - Not all guys are the same. Im one of the different ones
[x] - Id do anything for my girl
[ ] - I tend to be shy around girls
[ ] - I act like an ass on purpose
[ ] - Ive been flashed before
[x] - Ive seen the Rocky Horror picture show
[ ] - I play hard to get
[ ] - I aspire to one day become like the guys in Old School
[ ] - Im not in love
[ ] - Ive honked at a girl going down the road
[x] - Ive hit on a girl in public
[x] - Ive gotten wood in class
[x] - Ive asked a hot girl for her number that I just met
[ ] - Ive acted like a man slut
[x] - Angelina Jolie is hot
[ ] - Pamela Anderson is hotter
[ ] - Sports over-rule everything else
[x] - I like rock music
[ ] - I like rap music
[ ] - Ive been suspended
[x] - Ive gotten detention
[x] - The whole if a guy has big feet thing is true
[ ] - Cheerleaders are hot
[x] - I have a tattoo
[Edited on Jan 12, 2006 9:22PM]
[Edited on Jan 12, 2006 9:22PM]
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mark_plus_beer:
I can't help it
you should come over here , there is a whole country full of us cute boys
you should come over here , there is a whole country full of us cute boys
dark_templar:
Commy Bastards at photobucket
Well, it seems my ulcer has gone from 1 to 3. I told the doc I don't feel anymore stressed out then usual. He said that since I'm getting older my intensity with everyday things might be breaking down my stomach. Never thought being an intense person would break me down.
Anyhow, question for all you kiddos out there:
What do you do to calm...
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What do you do to calm...
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face4radio:
to calm down you need to get someone to snuggle with that you feel completely comfortable with. It makes me feel safe and peaceful.
PS- Yucky stomach says, "Quaid"
PS- Yucky stomach says, "Quaid"
mikeyangel:
Well, for one, Work out HAS to be 45 minutes or more while you are at your target heart rate.
I also take a green tea/pyruvate pill to help digestion and metabolism (its pretty safe). Well I was 350 around Christmas last year. On April fools day (if you can believe it) My ex left me a 9 page letter on my pillow. Thats when the diet unoffically started. Didn't eat or sleep for a month. Lost 30 right there. 2 pounds a week for you is healthy though, being a woman. Me being a man, weight falls of me differently. I say for me it was 3 to 4 pounds a week. The program I am on (still till I am ripped like Jesus *wink*) is Beach Body's Slim in Six though it has been way longer then 6 weeks. But it works. Even have resistance bands for toning.
I also take a green tea/pyruvate pill to help digestion and metabolism (its pretty safe). Well I was 350 around Christmas last year. On April fools day (if you can believe it) My ex left me a 9 page letter on my pillow. Thats when the diet unoffically started. Didn't eat or sleep for a month. Lost 30 right there. 2 pounds a week for you is healthy though, being a woman. Me being a man, weight falls of me differently. I say for me it was 3 to 4 pounds a week. The program I am on (still till I am ripped like Jesus *wink*) is Beach Body's Slim in Six though it has been way longer then 6 weeks. But it works. Even have resistance bands for toning.
So, tell me. Do men just look in the mirror and see a movie star or body builder or something? I look in the mirror and I'm honest with myself. But it seems that men are getting more cocky everyday! WHy? Let me into the tetosterone driven mind.
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dark_templar:
Yeah but u add the complications of testasterone and liquor.....
..... and that all men arent created equal
Trust me Im a 'guys' guy and it bothers me, people are shady like that
..... and that all men arent created equal
Trust me Im a 'guys' guy and it bothers me, people are shady like that
mark_plus_beer:
well i try to be honest
its makes things easier with everything in life
its makes things easier with everything in life
So, let us all take a moment of silence for Whatchamacallit. That would be my Sims. She caught on fire today and passed away. At a mere 54 days old. I should be sad, but I'm mainly angry because what crazy person would put their life in my hands I'll never know. But she was the best Overweight Lesbian Farting Chip Addict I have ever...
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mark_plus_beer:
I never got the appeal of the sims , i was always a sim city fan , i prefer destroying whole buildings
3am:
Wow, suicide? Did you see any warning signs?
Want me to give the eugoogoly?
That myspace site is pretty popular!
Want me to give the eugoogoly?
That myspace site is pretty popular!
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3am:
Merry Christmas!!!
3am:
Wait, Christmas has passed.
Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays!!!
Updating finally!
Things happening in the wild n crazy world of ME:
*I'm leaving back to Visalia in Jan. away from all the verbal abuse.
*I'm hiring a head hunter to help me look for a job since that's been put on hold for a bit.
*My grandmother is starting chemo right after christmas.
*I've become a thrift store addict.
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Things happening in the wild n crazy world of ME:
*I'm leaving back to Visalia in Jan. away from all the verbal abuse.
*I'm hiring a head hunter to help me look for a job since that's been put on hold for a bit.
*My grandmother is starting chemo right after christmas.
*I've become a thrift store addict.
And here's some random shit:...
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mark_plus_beer:
Hey i'm full of random posh english phrases
3am:
Wait, I didn't go grey!
It sounds like your grandmother is doing better!
Dogs and cats living together? Expect anarchy!
It sounds like your grandmother is doing better!
Dogs and cats living together? Expect anarchy!
How did the date go?
hope your date goes well, and please let me know if that movie is any good.