I don't remember the last post.
Sorry if I harrased you.
then...
I had a moment of weakness.
Slept with a good friend.
Had the same weakness the next night.
Strange.
It was all very strange.
That nothing has changed.
Which is good.
then...
My mother calls.
My father has a tumour.
Must be removed.
I'm going home.
then...
Work has never been better.
I...
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Sorry if I harrased you.
then...
I had a moment of weakness.
Slept with a good friend.
Had the same weakness the next night.
Strange.
It was all very strange.
That nothing has changed.
Which is good.
then...
My mother calls.
My father has a tumour.
Must be removed.
I'm going home.
then...
Work has never been better.
I...
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Convergance.
Friends from Montreal.
Friends from Toronto.
Y'all have noooooooo idea how drunk I am right now.
Unless you've met me, of course.
I can tie one on, from time to time.
what the fucj=kn , why did the smileys change.....
Friends from Montreal.
Friends from Toronto.
Y'all have noooooooo idea how drunk I am right now.
Unless you've met me, of course.
I can tie one on, from time to time.
what the fucj=kn , why did the smileys change.....
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go_lately:
i would just like to say that i probably have a pretty good idea how drunk you are 
good job boyo. it's good for you.
good job boyo. it's good for you.
volkov:
sounds like we were in about the same state Sat night...well not the same STATE. obviously I was in California and you were over *waves hand vaguely North* there. but you get what I mean.
glad you had some fun...and dude!...put down the HD catalog and slowly....back.....away.....
yer gonna end up turning yourself into some wierd HD Borgbot...with step ladders for legs! and a hammer and saw for hands! auuuuuuugggggggh!
v
glad you had some fun...and dude!...put down the HD catalog and slowly....back.....away.....
yer gonna end up turning yourself into some wierd HD Borgbot...with step ladders for legs! and a hammer and saw for hands! auuuuuuugggggggh!
v
The "Home Depot ProBook - Professional Equipment and Supply Catalogue" has consumed me.
I am one within it's pages.
The Orange and White are all.
I am one within it's pages.
The Orange and White are all.
macbastard:
I wish to learn the wisdome of the depot of home...alas...I cannot read.
Mesad
Mesad
FUBAR is now my new favorite movie.
Of ALL TIME.
...and it got me laid too! yippee!
ahem, that being said, here's a list of other movies that have gotten me laid recently (includes a rating out of a possible 10 "bones" to indicate the movie's ability to inspire "gettin' it on"): ***NOTE: Heavy drinking was not a factor in any of these cases, so...
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Of ALL TIME.
...and it got me laid too! yippee!
ahem, that being said, here's a list of other movies that have gotten me laid recently (includes a rating out of a possible 10 "bones" to indicate the movie's ability to inspire "gettin' it on"): ***NOTE: Heavy drinking was not a factor in any of these cases, so...
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bettietwoguns:
if i lived in ottowa and served coffee, you could be talking about me . . . .
was_nicole:
i can sell a car i don't own.
My friend-in-exile P. and I have been exchanging shitty homemade Windows Paint pictures to entertain ourselves during the day. I'm stuck at work, he's stuck in Belleville (which is a small town in the middle of Nowhere, Canada. It sounds like a nice place to visit until you realize that it has the word "evil" right there in its name...).
Yesterday I sent P. a...
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was_nicole:
well my vagina doesn't think i'm tough, it thinks i'm mean.
bettietwoguns:
where you at? miss ya . . .
where you at? miss ya . . .I just bought Henry Rollins tickets.
Rock ON.
7th row, so the chick I'm taking won't be able to touch him.
Rock ON.
7th row, so the chick I'm taking won't be able to touch him.
You never realize how much you'd miss someone until they're gone.
The guy who used to sit beside me at work and drive me nuts with his half-whisting of christmas tunes has been replaced by someone far worse.
I'm not sure of the heirarchy of Losers, but I'm pretty certain this man is a Spaz. Not a geek, or a gaywad (or a dorkwad variant)....
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The guy who used to sit beside me at work and drive me nuts with his half-whisting of christmas tunes has been replaced by someone far worse.
I'm not sure of the heirarchy of Losers, but I'm pretty certain this man is a Spaz. Not a geek, or a gaywad (or a dorkwad variant)....
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marikdfa:
Shit..
I don't know, I didn't really consider that option..
I don't know, I didn't really consider that option..
slightpressureok:
I call MurderFolk!
Peter, Paul and Mary are coming to kill you!!!!
Peter, Paul and Mary are coming to kill you!!!!
I'll start with a little anecdote from last week.
I was on my way to meet with some contractors.
After I had parked and bought a ticket from the automated parking ticket dispenser, I was approached by a man.
He asked me if I could spare some change.
All that was left after buying my ticket was a one dollar coin.
"All I have left...
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I was on my way to meet with some contractors.
After I had parked and bought a ticket from the automated parking ticket dispenser, I was approached by a man.
He asked me if I could spare some change.
All that was left after buying my ticket was a one dollar coin.
"All I have left...
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bettietwoguns:
i think you are so swell. i don't like that you live in a place i may never go. move to toranto so i can visit you when i move home to detroit.
macbastard:
This punching woman you speak of...she will not be the first.
Mac
Mac
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mtlqueen:
I just thought it would spice up the kung fu action.
liquid29:
But what is .?
KUNG FU ACTION THEATRE
starring : Redskull as Eternal Youth Hero
and New-Guy-at-work-who-talks-to-himself-and -burps-alot as Villainous Scoundrel
new guy "my relentless gases will surely go unnoticed here in this the place of my new employ"
redskull "now ends the terror. taste my wrath"
redskull tiger style kung fu, unleashed "Rarr" Karate Chop +3 vs. mutants
new guy, defeated. "I will not burp again, I am...
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starring : Redskull as Eternal Youth Hero
and New-Guy-at-work-who-talks-to-himself-and -burps-alot as Villainous Scoundrel
new guy "my relentless gases will surely go unnoticed here in this the place of my new employ"
redskull "now ends the terror. taste my wrath"
redskull tiger style kung fu, unleashed "Rarr" Karate Chop +3 vs. mutants
new guy, defeated. "I will not burp again, I am... Read More
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volkov:
Volkov sits, pensive and obervant.... meditating on wolf style kung fu....and contemplates playing in the snow.
mtlqueen:
New guy runs into boss' office*bukake on walls and ceiling*
seriously, take care of you, ok? and i'm thinking good thoughts for your dad.