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I find that every time I watch my friends get married, I am acutely aware that I am chronicly single.

I did look damn fine in that tuxedo, but nobody noticed.
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go_lately:
well i have a little crush on a certain someone but we never seem to be able to get together frown
slightpressureok:
Join the US Army, work long hours and move around a lot. That'll help. Um, yeah...

We get some Ottawa FM radio station "The Bear" via satellite in The Sinai. Is it true that Canada has a law about playing Canadian artists? I'm *so* tired of Brian Adams! Then again the BTO and Rush are fun.
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If you ever get the chance, try driving through the Gatineau Hills in Quebec, at full throttle, with Andrew W.K. cranked, in the middle of a thunderstorm, at 2 in the morning.

Pure, unadulterated Rock and Roll.

Also try a laid back drive through the pine forests of central Ontario, windows down, on a warm evening with Morphine's "Cure for Pain" on the stereo. Yes...
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chiquita:
i will try both of those things, sam i am. i would in a boat. i would with a goat.

oh, and de nada, senor m!
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I am completely fucking useless when it comes to things like buying wedding presents.

To make matters worse, I'm in the wedding party, so it had better have a bit more thought involved.

Useless!! I'm Useless!!!!! ugh...it's not that I'm cheap, I'd give drop a mint on my friends if I had to. I suck, thats all.

I'ts a shame the bride and groom arent...
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slightpressureok:
You probably have a bigger gift in mind, but this is a nice wedding present:

http://www.sendicecream.com/donicecreamm1.html

-Mr. Freeze

girlblue:
Awwww...not only do I have a uniform fetish, but I have a tux fetish too. *drool*
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I am SOOOOOO going to go see Danko Jones and Andrew W.K. when they play here in a month. Anyone care to join me? I have nobody to go with.

What's this about back to back nights at Barrymores? Wow.... thats alot of Rock and Roll.

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I should have thought twice about buying a 170 pound television before trying to get it...
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macbastard:
You get the make me laff out loud award for using the term 'Capacity to rock"


Mac6inches
go_lately:
still undecided?

. . . roxy's staying with me too . . . wink
(we get the bed though)
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Herve told me this morning that he's going to be staying another week.

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go_lately:
when herve visited me he used the kitty litter boxes instead of the toilet . . . it was a stinky stinky week.
slightpressureok:
How come your three favorite SGs all tilt their heads to the left? Is it a design thing?
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the houseguest saga continues....

(starring Dirk Benedict as Redskull and Herve Villechaise as The Houseguest)

so I get this phonecall today, at work, it's Herve, and he says "Dirk? Dirk I got bad news"
so I sez "Lay it on me lil' fella" (this is almost a verbatim transcript of the call)
"Dirk, you need a plunger. Can you pick one up on your way...
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girlblue:
You almost made me spew water out my nose all over noncomdrone's computer. That's the funniest shit I've read all day. I'm sorry you are the one who has to go through it, but it is still damn funny.
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The answer to yesterday's riddle is to stop being such a selfish prick and accomodate the guy. he's your friend, goddammit.
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girlblue:
Oh my god!!!! I loved Leolo!!!! Especially the part where he tries to kill his grandpa!!!
girlblue:
(that was his grandpa, right? well it was an old man, regardless) speaking of grandpa's...you owe me pics!
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King Buzzo from the Melvins has the best hair in rock 'n' roll.

Now that we have that out of the way...

I have a friend coming to stay with me for the remainder of this week. He will be, unfortunately, a burden that I really don't want to have to deal with right now. I'm trying to get my place cleaned, painted and ready...
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King Buzzo from the Melvins has the best hair in rock 'n' roll.

Now that we have that out of the way...

I have a friend coming to stay with me for the remainder of this week. He will be, unfortunately, a burden that I really don't want to have to deal with right now. I'm trying to get my place cleaned, painted and ready...
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