As my week of intensive Building Code psycho-assault draws to a close, I am reeeeeally looking forward to this long weekend. Ah Thanksgiving... and you crazy americans all have to wait for another month for turkey, and I get it in 3 days.
Being Canadian and having an october thanksgiving may or may not be like being jewish at christmas. I'm terrible at analogies, 'specially...
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Being Canadian and having an october thanksgiving may or may not be like being jewish at christmas. I'm terrible at analogies, 'specially...
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FUN WITH THE ONTARIO BUILDING CODE!!!
Class, please open your OBC binder and turn to part 9, Section 6-Doors, page 15, subsection 9.6.3.3.
9.6.3.3. Doors to Bathrooms
(1) Where a barrier-free path of travel conforming to Section 3.8. is provided into a suite of residential occupancy and where a bathroom within the suite is at the level of the suite entrance door, the doorway to...
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Class, please open your OBC binder and turn to part 9, Section 6-Doors, page 15, subsection 9.6.3.3.
9.6.3.3. Doors to Bathrooms
(1) Where a barrier-free path of travel conforming to Section 3.8. is provided into a suite of residential occupancy and where a bathroom within the suite is at the level of the suite entrance door, the doorway to...
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go_lately:
disregard that, i just sent you an email 
slightpressureok:
They're either intent on allowing wheelchairs into the loo, or wringing every last remaining bit of creativity out of you.
I am a male in my late twenties and tall and thin and pale and I have striking blue eyes and big thick glasses to obscure them and the kind of smile that makes people nervous and tattoos all over my shoulders/chest/back and since it was really windy today my hair is really bitchin, but only today, and I'm gainfully employed and i love to...
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mtlqueen:
Bon soir!
I am recommending that you ammend your enquiry for a girl "who doesn't mind if there's metal on the stereo", to looking for a girl who will do lip sync reign in blood while doing air guitar in her underpants, while brushing her teeth. This is a necessity, brother! You've got such a wicked sense of humour and seem wholly compassionate, you must aim higher than a girl who doesn't MIND metal on the stereo. Somebody who can do that will gladly tell you if you picked a nerdy font or added too many nubbins to some design, she won't complain every time the toilet seat is left up, and will gladly watch a midnight double bill of indiana jones and the temple of doom and assault on precinct 13 with you. You get my drift???? I am totally wracking my brains to think of who do I know in Ottawa who's up to your calibre...
I am recommending that you ammend your enquiry for a girl "who doesn't mind if there's metal on the stereo", to looking for a girl who will do lip sync reign in blood while doing air guitar in her underpants, while brushing her teeth. This is a necessity, brother! You've got such a wicked sense of humour and seem wholly compassionate, you must aim higher than a girl who doesn't MIND metal on the stereo. Somebody who can do that will gladly tell you if you picked a nerdy font or added too many nubbins to some design, she won't complain every time the toilet seat is left up, and will gladly watch a midnight double bill of indiana jones and the temple of doom and assault on precinct 13 with you. You get my drift???? I am totally wracking my brains to think of who do I know in Ottawa who's up to your calibre...
mtlqueen:
oooooooo i just noticed...you're my first friend (heart). thx.
I'm currently at work on an $800 000 . 00 condominium unit located right next to Chateau Laurier.
Eight Mother Hundred Fucking Thousand Dollars.
If it wasn't for the Super-Rich, I wouldn't have this job.
Keep it up, Super-Rich!
Spread the Love!
Y'all need custom Kitchens and Baths!
I can Provide!
Eight Mother Hundred Fucking Thousand Dollars.
If it wasn't for the Super-Rich, I wouldn't have this job.
Keep it up, Super-Rich!
Spread the Love!
Y'all need custom Kitchens and Baths!
I can Provide!
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zanarki:
Zanarkis of the corn? Hehe... I guess my new profile pic does look a bit scary. And yeah that movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid too!
go_lately:
am i still driving you to boston curry?
I think its time to take a new picture, I've had some work done, now my little dragon buddy Queztcoatlitlan has someone to talk to on the other shoulder. But Hextapilopeqetl isn't finished yet, she still needs to get coloured in. And that ain't going to happen for another 2 weeks. So please be patient.
I finally have net hookup at home.
its not as...
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I finally have net hookup at home.
its not as...
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dr_h:
the skull is back....
aim will come one day
aim will come one day
mtlqueen:
hey
i haven't been on the site in a long time (since i cancelled my membership in a frenzy of low self esteem many months ago...) but to make a long story short you are the one person i looked forward to reading from! i'm so glad i've found you again, you gave me big belly laughs last winter. yay! if you think yer into the priest, check out my personal email address...fuckin turbo lover, babeeeeeeee
i haven't been on the site in a long time (since i cancelled my membership in a frenzy of low self esteem many months ago...) but to make a long story short you are the one person i looked forward to reading from! i'm so glad i've found you again, you gave me big belly laughs last winter. yay! if you think yer into the priest, check out my personal email address...fuckin turbo lover, babeeeeeeee
I'm out of my skull at the moment.
It's Phaedra's coffee table centerpiece.
My brain is in a jar on top of her toilet.
It's Phaedra's coffee table centerpiece.
My brain is in a jar on top of her toilet.
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murkling:
Red, you look tired.
You look older than your mother.
Where should I not touch?
What should I not kiss?
Where does it hurt?
Red, in you slumber,
You look younger, so much stronger.
Honey on your breath,
Heaven in your head.
Where does it hurt?
Red red red, oh.
So long in this house.
It's a big one, full of scarecrows, even now.
So now you look ahead to the edge
Of a bigh metal sun over sunset, overheated (over).
Welcome home, our only son.
Red red red, oh.
Mm mm come open mouth like Venus.
Mm mm come over (the) mountain like Vesuvius.
Send a rocket for Red, and he goes coo-coo.
Mm mm come open mouth like Venus.
Mm mm come over (the) mountain like Vesuvius.
Send a rocket for Red, and he goes coo-coo.
Send a rocket for Red, and he goes coo-coo.
Red red red, oh.
You look older than your mother.
Where should I not touch?
What should I not kiss?
Where does it hurt?
Red, in you slumber,
You look younger, so much stronger.
Honey on your breath,
Heaven in your head.
Where does it hurt?
Red red red, oh.
So long in this house.
It's a big one, full of scarecrows, even now.
So now you look ahead to the edge
Of a bigh metal sun over sunset, overheated (over).
Welcome home, our only son.
Red red red, oh.
Mm mm come open mouth like Venus.
Mm mm come over (the) mountain like Vesuvius.
Send a rocket for Red, and he goes coo-coo.
Mm mm come open mouth like Venus.
Mm mm come over (the) mountain like Vesuvius.
Send a rocket for Red, and he goes coo-coo.
Send a rocket for Red, and he goes coo-coo.
Red red red, oh.
macbastard:
Get some for me my man...
Mac!
Mac!
Lebanon.
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slightpressureok:
It's always just a matter of time before people start hitting me up for narcotics prescriptions! Won't anyone just like me for me?
And yeah, where's the "-skull?"
And yeah, where's the "-skull?"
go_lately:
have red's skull.
it's my coffee table centerpiece
his brain is in a jar on top of my toilet
it's my coffee table centerpiece
his brain is in a jar on top of my toilet
I'm going to assume that nobody from New Orleans reads this.
Herve moved back in last night, with a quarter (god bless him). I have the little fellow sleeping on a cot in my living room and using my kitchen table as a drafting board.
Its nice to have someone to talk to again. Herve and I went down to Zaphod's last night and caught...
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Herve moved back in last night, with a quarter (god bless him). I have the little fellow sleeping on a cot in my living room and using my kitchen table as a drafting board.
Its nice to have someone to talk to again. Herve and I went down to Zaphod's last night and caught...
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girlblue:
I'm from New Orleans.
girlblue:
aaack! stupid back button! double posting sucks!
my favorite french breakfast items that sound like swear words when you shout them:
Gruau!!! (GROO-ow) - oatmeal.
Flacons du Mais!!! (FLA-sohn du may-EE) - corn flakes.
that is all. shout 'em loud.
Gruau!!! (GROO-ow) - oatmeal.
Flacons du Mais!!! (FLA-sohn du may-EE) - corn flakes.
that is all. shout 'em loud.
got drunk last night, went to dingy beat old coin laundry and read Bukowski while sitting next to a sharp Ethiopian studying some physics shit that is way over my head.
I was going to drive but I hit the house backing out of the driveway and thought it would be better to walk.
now its half a day later and I should be drawing...
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I was going to drive but I hit the house backing out of the driveway and thought it would be better to walk.
now its half a day later and I should be drawing...
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girlblue:
I hate it when the house won't move out of my way...
slightpressureok:
Thanks for the Canadian content info... There's probably only one thing worse than Big Corporate Radio establishing playlists: Big Government doing it.
The mention of a section through a vestibule has me thinking about an episiotomy I did once. Ick.
The mention of a section through a vestibule has me thinking about an episiotomy I did once. Ick.
I had no Idea....
thats whay the corwed was dead....
hummm