FUBAR is now my new favorite movie.
Of ALL TIME.
...and it got me laid too! yippee!
ahem, that being said, here's a list of other movies that have gotten me laid recently (includes a rating out of a possible 10 "bones" to indicate the movie's ability to inspire "gettin' it on"): ***NOTE: Heavy drinking was not a factor in any of these cases, so everything turned out just fine thank you, I don't care what you've heard
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#1) Fists of Fury (romantic content: Bruce Lee and a girl who by logical deduction is his cousin. Creepy. -1/10 bones.) [Ed. - normally Bruce Lee ranks pretty high, with all that shirtless muscley fighting that he does, throw in some nunchaku and he's damn well unstoppable in his hunkiness. Unfortunately, Fists of Fury has a brief scene where we see one of the minor characters picking his toenails and then sniffing his fingers. This, added to the ambiguously incestuous love story, is enough to take a half naked Bruce Lee in a Brothel full of unclad chinese prostitutes plummeting to a negative score. Enter the Dragon, on the other hand, is directly opposite on the bones scale, because not only do you have half naked Bruce Lee fighting with nunchucks, unclad chinese prostitiutes, but you also get John Saxon (hellllo ladies!) and Jim Kelly (kung-fu explosion!) in some fantastic martial arts action WITHOUT the fingersniffing and incest. Fist of Fury was Bruce's first movie, Enter the Dragon his last, and man oh man, what a vast improvement. Sure, we have to endure Sammo Hung in a g-string, but its so early into E.T.D., its easily forgotten]
#2) Office Space (Jennifer Aniston festooned with buttons and a cast of unknowns. Tempered with the dull monotony of office life. Don't get me wrong, I liked the movie, and laughed and stuff, but its running low ebb on the Sexy. One of the characters' ability to breakdance got my lady exited, maybe I should rent one of the Breakin' movies, but not #2, too much sociopolitical content. 1/10 bones)
#3) Mr. Show's "Operation Hell On Earth" (not a movie per se, but has some cinematic qualities...maybe. As soon as Caribean Queen started blasting from my speakers, the gloves were off and the pants too. That's because Bob and David are fucking Hott. 8/10 bones, Mrs. Shapiro is 7 bones all by herself)
Not alot of romantic inspiration in that list. Maybe it's just that I'm hot stuff. I dunno.
In conclusion, go rent FUBAR, it's a lovely little slice of life of headbangers from Calgary.
The Director guy role could have been treated better, he was the weakest part of the movie.
[edited to include a longwinded explanation of why Fists of Fury is no sexy]
Of ALL TIME.
...and it got me laid too! yippee!
ahem, that being said, here's a list of other movies that have gotten me laid recently (includes a rating out of a possible 10 "bones" to indicate the movie's ability to inspire "gettin' it on"): ***NOTE: Heavy drinking was not a factor in any of these cases, so everything turned out just fine thank you, I don't care what you've heard
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#1) Fists of Fury (romantic content: Bruce Lee and a girl who by logical deduction is his cousin. Creepy. -1/10 bones.) [Ed. - normally Bruce Lee ranks pretty high, with all that shirtless muscley fighting that he does, throw in some nunchaku and he's damn well unstoppable in his hunkiness. Unfortunately, Fists of Fury has a brief scene where we see one of the minor characters picking his toenails and then sniffing his fingers. This, added to the ambiguously incestuous love story, is enough to take a half naked Bruce Lee in a Brothel full of unclad chinese prostitutes plummeting to a negative score. Enter the Dragon, on the other hand, is directly opposite on the bones scale, because not only do you have half naked Bruce Lee fighting with nunchucks, unclad chinese prostitiutes, but you also get John Saxon (hellllo ladies!) and Jim Kelly (kung-fu explosion!) in some fantastic martial arts action WITHOUT the fingersniffing and incest. Fist of Fury was Bruce's first movie, Enter the Dragon his last, and man oh man, what a vast improvement. Sure, we have to endure Sammo Hung in a g-string, but its so early into E.T.D., its easily forgotten]
#2) Office Space (Jennifer Aniston festooned with buttons and a cast of unknowns. Tempered with the dull monotony of office life. Don't get me wrong, I liked the movie, and laughed and stuff, but its running low ebb on the Sexy. One of the characters' ability to breakdance got my lady exited, maybe I should rent one of the Breakin' movies, but not #2, too much sociopolitical content. 1/10 bones)
#3) Mr. Show's "Operation Hell On Earth" (not a movie per se, but has some cinematic qualities...maybe. As soon as Caribean Queen started blasting from my speakers, the gloves were off and the pants too. That's because Bob and David are fucking Hott. 8/10 bones, Mrs. Shapiro is 7 bones all by herself)
Not alot of romantic inspiration in that list. Maybe it's just that I'm hot stuff. I dunno.
In conclusion, go rent FUBAR, it's a lovely little slice of life of headbangers from Calgary.
The Director guy role could have been treated better, he was the weakest part of the movie.
[edited to include a longwinded explanation of why Fists of Fury is no sexy]
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
bettietwoguns:
if i lived in ottowa and served coffee, you could be talking about me . . . .
was_nicole:
i can sell a car i don't own.