redskull

Ahem.

If you happen to be a Soulless Fuckhole driving a BMW SUV and are fortunate to be witness to my full-on vocal accompaniment to New Bomb Turks' "Don't Bug Me I'm Nutty", you MAY NOT do the following:

1) Roll down your tinted windows so that I must be aware to your pointing and laughing.

2) You may not encourage your passengers to do the same.

However, you MAY act on one of the following options:

1) Face forward, Soulless Fuckhole, and aim that bloated land-behemoth towards home, get to bed and rest up because tomorrow there's a busy day of investment brokerage ahead of you. Sweet dreams Little Banker, pray that your children don't murder you in your sleep.

2) Go to Hell. You should be able to find your soul there, stapled to a feces-slathered demon. Enjoy listening to a putrid wad of pus and vomit screeching "Don't Bug Me I'm Nutty" in your ears for all fucking eternity.

And to think that all it would have taken is a polite request and I would have delivered a personal preformance, complete with song dedications and humourous banter with the audience.

Of course, none of you are BMW SUV driving Fuckholes, so this is falling on deaf ears.

Enjoy your evenings, friends.