Wednesday Oct 30, 2002

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I am no longer ottawa's most dangerous man.

I got my drivers licence renewed after 6 months of living on the wrong side of the law.

Yeah, well now I'm legit. I've gone straight, you hear?

Next up on my agenda, try and find my passport to facilitate border crossings.

I'm going to try and smuggle some BC hydro down for my peeps in Boston. I have the baloon all ready and I've been doing glute' crunchies at work.

You can do them when you're sitting down! Its a great way to firm and tone your glutes, and makes sticking a baloon up your ass a snap!
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mtlqueen:
oh woe is me, i have no clue what russian supremetism is. you know what they say, you can take a university drop out back to school, but you can't make her learn...stuff...gud.

i definitely need to know how to do it in the Idol-styleeeee, are you gonna share or do I *have* to use my imagination?

i knew a dude in highschool who's first name was Makepeace, no relation to your buds you outed on sg. how's THAT for stuff?

who's your tattooist? i wanna see some skin! show off them tatties! (ok, i'm married, but i can be a friendly skid like the rest of the boys, right?) i vote you for the first suicide boy.
redskull:
1) Russian Supremetists did alot of white squares on white canvass type stuff. You kinda had to stand to the side to see the picture. They were in the midst of a big ol' crazy revolution, and I'm sure it made sense at the time.

2) Remember that fist-pumpin' thing that Billy did when he was singing? There you go.

3) Chris Makepeace was the child actor who was the hero of summer camp classic "Meatballs" (also w/ Bill Murray)

4) Thank you for the nomination, but I don't do nekkidness gracefully. If I ever get my hands on a camera, I will take some pictures of the inkybits for you. For All of you. I'd like to get it all finished first, which will be about another 3 hours in the chair, and I only go to WayCool, and thats in T.O., and I'm rarely there.

I might be in town next wekend to see by pal's metalband play.
maybe I'll get it finished then.

we'll see.

oops, dropped my balloon....

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