I am a male in my late twenties and tall and thin and pale and I have striking blue eyes and big thick glasses to obscure them and the kind of smile that makes people nervous and tattoos all over my shoulders/chest/back and since it was really windy today my hair is really bitchin, but only today, and I'm gainfully employed and i love to laugh and laugh and laugh and I've been drinking waaay too much lately and there's this freeloader who's been staying at my appartment for the last month and he won't fucking leave but I still cook breakfast for him and I don't draw or paint as much as I used to and I have way too many ideas and projects than I'll ever get to start and I can really appreciate sleeping in on sunday morning.
I'm looking for a girl with the patience of a saint, who doesn't mind if there's metal on the stereo, who can tell me that my ideas are shit when they are shit, who is capable of standing on her own, who will laugh at the absurdities of the world with me.
This is only a half-assed attempt, I'm at work right now and I really should be going home now... besides if I had used my Whole Ass, this would have been so sexy you would fucking die. The picture on the left was done half-assedly for Your protection.
I'm looking for a girl with the patience of a saint, who doesn't mind if there's metal on the stereo, who can tell me that my ideas are shit when they are shit, who is capable of standing on her own, who will laugh at the absurdities of the world with me.
This is only a half-assed attempt, I'm at work right now and I really should be going home now... besides if I had used my Whole Ass, this would have been so sexy you would fucking die. The picture on the left was done half-assedly for Your protection.
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I am recommending that you ammend your enquiry for a girl "who doesn't mind if there's metal on the stereo", to looking for a girl who will do lip sync reign in blood while doing air guitar in her underpants, while brushing her teeth. This is a necessity, brother! You've got such a wicked sense of humour and seem wholly compassionate, you must aim higher than a girl who doesn't MIND metal on the stereo. Somebody who can do that will gladly tell you if you picked a nerdy font or added too many nubbins to some design, she won't complain every time the toilet seat is left up, and will gladly watch a midnight double bill of indiana jones and the temple of doom and assault on precinct 13 with you. You get my drift???? I am totally wracking my brains to think of who do I know in Ottawa who's up to your calibre...