the houseguest saga continues....
(starring Dirk Benedict as Redskull and Herve Villechaise as The Houseguest)
so I get this phonecall today, at work, it's Herve, and he says "Dirk? Dirk I got bad news"
so I sez "Lay it on me lil' fella" (this is almost a verbatim transcript of the call)
"Dirk, you need a plunger. Can you pick one up on your way home?"
"What have you done."
"I plugged your toilet, I ran out of toilet paper so I used paper towel. I went out and bought some Draino, but it didnt work. You need a plunger"
"..." says Dirk
the best part:
you gotta picture a frenzied Herve Villechaise delivering the next bit:
"Deerk! Deeerk! Don't choo voorry Deerk, I havent eeeten een two days! Eeet steeel smells okay!"
Almost a verbatim recount of a true event. No, my name isn't Dirk Benedict and I don't even look anything like him, but I did go to school with a guy whose mother dated Dirk Benedict back when she was in college.
Now I have to stop by the hardware store on my way home tonight, I gotta find one that's open till eight, which means I should leave here around seven... and I don't have my work done... I should wrap this up now...
(starring Dirk Benedict as Redskull and Herve Villechaise as The Houseguest)
so I get this phonecall today, at work, it's Herve, and he says "Dirk? Dirk I got bad news"
so I sez "Lay it on me lil' fella" (this is almost a verbatim transcript of the call)
"Dirk, you need a plunger. Can you pick one up on your way home?"
"What have you done."
"I plugged your toilet, I ran out of toilet paper so I used paper towel. I went out and bought some Draino, but it didnt work. You need a plunger"
"..." says Dirk
the best part:
you gotta picture a frenzied Herve Villechaise delivering the next bit:
"Deerk! Deeerk! Don't choo voorry Deerk, I havent eeeten een two days! Eeet steeel smells okay!"
Almost a verbatim recount of a true event. No, my name isn't Dirk Benedict and I don't even look anything like him, but I did go to school with a guy whose mother dated Dirk Benedict back when she was in college.
Now I have to stop by the hardware store on my way home tonight, I gotta find one that's open till eight, which means I should leave here around seven... and I don't have my work done... I should wrap this up now...
girlblue:
You almost made me spew water out my nose all over noncomdrone's computer. That's the funniest shit I've read all day. I'm sorry you are the one who has to go through it, but it is still damn funny.