Mine too, but I sacrifice my secret identity in the name of the quest to get a million people and prove that I know everybody in the world through six or less people without using Kevin Bacon.
It is now apparent to me that my co-worker is the antichrist.
reason #1) he spent all day snorting back some horrible and nastilly viscous nasal fluid / hell-mucus. I can only assume that this is the same kind of snot that demons have in their noses. A lesser man would have broken at 10am and shreiked "OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, USE A FUCKING KLEENEX",... Read More
I let the upstairs brain do the thinking for once and passed up on sex last night. Instead, I saw her to the bus stop, went home and drank by myself playing Mortal Kombat 5 - like the true-to-life-winning-hero that I am. I was asleep by 10:30. Up at 6am, as my new old-man routine (read: rut) dictates.
Everytime I leave the Bridgehead, Medium DarkRoast in hand, that kickass Sonny Bono song starts up, sung by Joey Ramone:
I saw her today, I saw her face
It was the face I loved and I knew
I had to run away and get down on my knees and pray
That they'd go away
But still they begin
Needles and pins
Because of all my... Read More
There is no heat in my office, so I need to sit on my hands every 15 min. to warm them up.
for reference - it snowed today. me wants heat now dammut.
I managed to break another girl's heart this weekend, I am doing my best to avoid these situations but they just keep happening. I'm sure I'm having some angsty poetry written about... Read More
but I did have a touque on to fight the freezing rain, so the person behind the counter couldn't see my grey hair or receding hairine.... no matter. I'm young again.
When the temperature rose a bit on the weekend and melted some of the snow, a huge sheet of ice slid off of the roof, caught an edge, smashed my livingroom window and then tore a huge hole in the eavestrough.
Now it's cold again, and I have no window.
-8 C, I don't know what that is in fareheit, but its cold in any... Read More