redskull

Herve told me this morning that he's going to be staying another week.

the houseguest saga continues....

(starring Dirk Benedict as Redskull and Herve Villechaise as The Houseguest)

so I get this phonecall today, at work, it's Herve, and he says "Dirk? Dirk I got bad news"
so I sez "Lay it on me lil' fella" (this is almost a verbatim transcript of the call)
"Dirk, you need a plunger. Can you pick one up on your way...
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The answer to yesterday's riddle is to stop being such a selfish prick and accomodate the guy. he's your friend, goddammit.

King Buzzo from the Melvins has the best hair in rock 'n' roll.

Now that we have that out of the way...

I have a friend coming to stay with me for the remainder of this week. He will be, unfortunately, a burden that I really don't want to have to deal with right now. I'm trying to get my place cleaned, painted and ready...
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King Buzzo from the Melvins has the best hair in rock 'n' roll.

Now that we have that out of the way...

I have a friend coming to stay with me for the remainder of this week. He will be, unfortunately, a burden that I really don't want to have to deal with right now. I'm trying to get my place cleaned, painted and ready...
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Let's destroy the world and build it again.

One of the small inconveniences I am dealing with these days is that my new appartment is still full of people I don't know. So I have to wait for these people to move out at the end of the month. So, for the last week and a half, I have been sleeping on a thin mattress on the floor of a friend of mine...
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Work is play.

I'm young again.

The sun has set.

I cant get this bloody kitchen design to work.

Fucking stoves.

My snakes are itchy and need moisturizing.

I'm going to go get a schawarma.

Chicken.

Cold and Alone

Hard as stone

Like a fuck when there is no one home.



Why do they call me Mr. Happy?
Because I'm so fucking smart.

Out with the old, in with the new.

I handed in my letter of resignation on friday afternoon.

My new job will take me to Ottawa, hopefully I'll be there for a couple of years. My bosses are old professors of mine, and the nicest guys going - should be a blast.

Yep.

Close your eyes,
Give me your hand, darling.
Do you feel my heart beating?
Do you understand?
Do you feel this way?
Am I only dreaming...
Or is this burning an Eternal Flame?

I wrote that myself.

While in Ottawa, don't forget to visit the Eternal Flame, its right in front of the Parliament Buildings.

After you get tanked on quarts of Labatt's 50 down...
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Okay, here's how its going to be.

My internet access gets cut on Friday morning. It might take me a while to get back on, maybe as late as the fall. I'm keeping my account active so I can pop in from time to time. I have limited use at work, I can only get to my email account, everyting else is strictly controlled by...
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