redmess

i got to hang out with one of my idols when i was in texas last week:



and you know what, motherfuckers? he still ain't Kinky. he's my fucken governor.

ya'll hear me?





p.s. i was so goddamn wasted at this point in the evening. i wrote him out a postcard with admial nimitz on it but have no recollection of what it said. i do remember asking him if i could be the first lady of texas. he gave me his card.