PUBLIC TRANSIT ADVENTURES:
1. buses are dirty
2. people on them are crazy
this morning, while my car was in the shop for a few hours i decided to get my hair did while i waited. since i had no method of transpotation i took the bus to the salon.
all i've gotta say is DAMN, there are some crazy people on the bus these days.
this lady proceeded to eat like 4 cans of fruit in a row... she also had like four bags of canned goods like she robbed a food bank or some shit. so anyways, when she was finished eating each can she would flick fruit juice on things in the bus with her spoon and laugh hysterically while doing it.
don't even get me started on when she started talking to herself..... fucking shit
1. buses are dirty
2. people on them are crazy
this morning, while my car was in the shop for a few hours i decided to get my hair did while i waited. since i had no method of transpotation i took the bus to the salon.
all i've gotta say is DAMN, there are some crazy people on the bus these days.
this lady proceeded to eat like 4 cans of fruit in a row... she also had like four bags of canned goods like she robbed a food bank or some shit. so anyways, when she was finished eating each can she would flick fruit juice on things in the bus with her spoon and laugh hysterically while doing it.
don't even get me started on when she started talking to herself..... fucking shit
This particular tale is told in patent-pending paragraph-less prose. Enjoy. Then try to one-up me....if you can. Believe me, I've got dozens more where this one came from.