Monday Jul 23, 2007

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I would share my innermost thoughts, but I'm too busy reading.

Instead, I give you:

the worst ad slogan translations ever.
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sockpuppet:
smile
missmir:
aawww He does love to be in those hamster ball things. I'm sure he appreciates it. smile Thanks for taking such good care of him.

Wednesday Jul 18, 2007

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My flight back home was in three legs: Philadelphia to Chicago, Chicago to Las Vegas, Las Vegas to Oakland. On the first leg, I was tormented by a screaming, ill-behaved toddler in the seat directly behind me. I prayed to the God of Probability that they would get off in Chicago.

Joy, they did. But the God of Probability, he has a sick sense of...
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sockpuppet:
Viking helmets... with horns? I hope not.
missmir:
damn screaming kids. Screaming children on busses and planes are the sole reason i own an ipod. Best believe i will not allow my child to behave like that..... my momma would have slapped the shit out of me if i tried to throw a fit on a plane. But really eventually all my mom had to do was give me "the eye" and i knew to stop whatever i was doing.

Tuesday Jul 10, 2007

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Continuing my vacation in the wondrous state of Pennsylvania, I began with a visit to a friend near Philadelphia. We had lunch, went wine tasting (yes, there are wineries in PA, and actually some of it isn't bad), and geeked out a lot. The only downside was the weather - it was beastly, ghastly, hot, humid, miserable outside, and like a moron I wore a...
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truthwhore:
I had a dream about tornadoes about a few days ago. Like little ones combining into bigger ones--apocalyptic end-of-the-world style; I was more fascinated than frightened. The ground was also roiling like the ocean with high wind, and I was in a bus driven by my old high school bus driver. Weird.
joker_:
You're right, it is a great plan biggrin

Thursday Jul 05, 2007

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I'm finding myself less than prepared for the vacation. Traditionally, I don't take a dump without a plan (that quote does not constitute an endorsement of Fred Thompson), but this time around I simply couldn't be bothered. Not sure what's up with that.

I went to work today without my glasses, my cell phone, and the book I was reading. This is, to me, a...
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liv:
heheh
kay:
You do need one.

~cheers

Wednesday Jul 04, 2007

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Happy Fourth.

In other news, The Pogues have sold their souls to Cadillac:



Is nothing sacred?

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deusexmachina:
p.s. why is there no "L" in your member name now? Has it always been that way?
liv:
advertising makes everything feel cheap and used ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!

Tuesday Jul 03, 2007

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sockpuppet:
um, Bat Benatar??
redheadedleague:


um, Bat Benatar??



Wow, now that's a bizarre spelling mistake. Comes from somewhere deep within the neural wiring.

Saturday Jun 30, 2007

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charlielove:
my place 9:00 or Kate O'Brian's 9:30.
charlielove:
close to home... love

Tuesday Jun 26, 2007

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Went to a little SF author's event last night, featuring Paul Park, Gregory Benford, and Terry Bisson. Reading, followed by discussion, followed by inebriation. Physicists and writers can drink, people.

Who shall be able to coherently argue about wormholes and alternate histories while drinking constantly and still walk by the time the night is through?

Well, nobody, actually. smile puke

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vivid:
<A hot and bothered shut-in.

God is a fuckin' riot.>
Oh I know, right? What a jokerster.

.... dick. hehehe
missmir:
morpheus!!!!!!! aw that does make me feel better. i teared up a little.......but that could just be the pregnancy hormones. lol

Sunday Jun 24, 2007

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Happy Pride Weekend, all.

Must. Not. Go. Out. Again.

Must. Recover... aw, fuckit.
sockpuppet:
hehe

Hope it was worth the pain smile

Monday Jun 18, 2007

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It is the most offensive, dipshit idea in the Pentagon's long, sad history of dipshit ideas*.

It is The Gay Bomb.

* (Somewhere there is a dolphin with a mine strapped to his back thinking, "I told you fuckers they were nuts!")**

** (I'd like to work in a Dhalgren reference here, but I'm too hungry to think. Speaking of which, meat - and...
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ashcanrantings:
BOOOOOO that's lame. you don't have to be able to run 5 straight miles. we can take walk breaks, i promise! i just need someone to run wiiiith!!! pleeeeeease??!!!?!?!
vivid:
<You wake up at noon? I fucking hate you.

Wait, you can download The State?

I fucking love you. Thanks for the tip. (God, I miss that show!)>



I went from hate to love in 2.5 second.
Score.
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