I returned to work today, hopped up on cold medicine, to find my co-workers locked in a fierce debate which only I (or a five second Google search) could resolve.
"Hey, what was the actor's name who played Mogwai?"
"You mean the voice? Which one, Gizmo?"
"Hey, what was the actor's name who played Mogwai?"
"You mean the voice? Which one, Gizmo?"
"Huh? What gizmo? No, the Indian."
"The Indian...Mogwai."
"I think she means Mowgli."
"No, not Indian, Native American. Mogwai from Last of the Mohicans.
"Magua. It's Magua."
"The actor is Magua?"
My brain is still filled with images of Wes Studi saying, "Once the White Hair feeds me after midnight, Baloo and I shall have our revenge."
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mrginger:
If I were to guess where you work, weeeell, I'd just assume you're overqualified. You probably could have ended the debate by presenting the scholars with a nice block of cheese (cut in half of course), or better yet, velveeta w/ weiners.
sockpuppet:
true, at least for certain values of "okay"... 