Okay, it sucks that people are being attacked and in one case killed by sharks off the coast of Florida. Still, this item - which appeared as part of an educational piece on shark attacks - is chock full of unintentional humor...
"On June 6, 1989, at 3.30 p.m., off the coast of Marinella near Marina di Carrara (Toscana) in northwesten Italy, the local surfer,...
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"On June 6, 1989, at 3.30 p.m., off the coast of Marinella near Marina di Carrara (Toscana) in northwesten Italy, the local surfer,...
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We are having a blast this afternoon, asking the eternal question "Who would win a fight between..." using 100 Greatest Heroes and Villains list. Mostly this is good for humor value, if you match up the heroes and villains according to rank. For instance:
Aticus Finch is a good man and a great lawyer, but he Hannibal Lecter will just chew his face off. Then...
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Aticus Finch is a good man and a great lawyer, but he Hannibal Lecter will just chew his face off. Then...
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kay:
he he. No kidding. Nothing beats a good blaster at your side. 
~cheers
~cheers
midwinter:
Heh... the assault on the Death Star sheild bunker becomes that little bit more tricky when Han, Leia and Luke find a squadron of skinned stormtroopers and realise that they're being hunted by the alien from Predator...
Starting to get that feeling that I the amount of crap I am receiving is not random. Not saying I really believe that, it's just a feeling.
kay:
Hope it evens out soon love.
~cheers
~cheers
The girlfriend is working on Memorial Day, and my inner carnivore is stirring. The South Carolina style BBQ pulled pork, it calls to me.
(I almost wrote "grillfriend" above. The subconscious mind at work.)
In other news, my car is being fixed by this huge bodybuilder guy. I think he actually lifts up the vehicles and carries them home. But my mechanic trusts the guy,...
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(I almost wrote "grillfriend" above. The subconscious mind at work.)
In other news, my car is being fixed by this huge bodybuilder guy. I think he actually lifts up the vehicles and carries them home. But my mechanic trusts the guy,...
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aeryn:
Hehe I love that the "grillfriend"!
And all I have to say mmmmmmmm pork.
And all I have to say mmmmmmmm pork.
kay:
Grillfriend. Wow. I bet she would be tasty with BBQ sauce.
~cheers
~cheers
While attempting to procure tickets for Episode III this morning I got in a car accident (yes, spare me the "why would you do that anyway?" comments.) No injury, no mechanical damage, but my front end and driver's side fender will have to be replaced completely.
The bad part was that I was pulling onto the road, so even though the other person was going...
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The bad part was that I was pulling onto the road, so even though the other person was going...
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tempest:
Man, irony is a bitch, isn't it? Sorry to hear about your bad luck.
And thanks for the suggestion, it just so happens that I have a recipe for chocolate mint cookies..
And thanks for the suggestion, it just so happens that I have a recipe for chocolate mint cookies..
It seems my favorite local band is starting to impress people. Even if they are winning the poll for worst band name ever.
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tempest:
Frou Frou is a worse band name..
litost:
ah ha! avocados are one thing...but people please stop putting fish on your tacos! it's just WRONG.
It's the strangest thing. The more sangria I drink, the more productive I become.
Of course, I haven't checked on the quality of the work yet...
Of course, I haven't checked on the quality of the work yet...
kay:
*laughter* THAT is perfect.
~cheers
~cheers
aeryn:
Perfect entry!
Wyoming Men Cited for Building Snow Phallus
I think they should be acquitted, on the grounds that there is nothing else to do in Wyoming.
I think they should be acquitted, on the grounds that there is nothing else to do in Wyoming.
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newmiguel:
Me thanks you kindly sir
sammich:
I think they just clad the Tower. Goddamn hippies and their PC bullshit!!!
The tattoo is finished. No, really. And soon I will get off my lazy ass and take some pictures.
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aeryn:
I second Kay...WE NEED PICTURES!!!! Well i do at least...
tempest:
hey cutie, so you like pink too? 
Fucking traffic.
kay:
We need to get you a tank. 
~cheers
~cheers
Interesting revelation at work: about half of the managers in our office were out this week, most of them at a big meeting on the east coast, the rest on vacation. And you know what? Our little group got more done in the past four days than we had in the previous month.
Why? Because they got out of our fucking way, because they weren't...
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Why? Because they got out of our fucking way, because they weren't...
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kay:
Oh and holy shit. Nice profile pic. Rawr.
~cheers
Rawr.
~cheers
ohmandy:
nice pitcher!
yeah, its so much better when they are out of the office. today i looked on sg and wrote to my crush and no one had to look at my bright pink eyes specially the right eye. and best of all i got to wear my new gap jeans which fit like a glove .
ok if i was to do a photoset, were would you place me? can you set the scene. and use detail darlin please!
mandy ann
yeah, its so much better when they are out of the office. today i looked on sg and wrote to my crush and no one had to look at my bright pink eyes specially the right eye. and best of all i got to wear my new gap jeans which fit like a glove
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ok if i was to do a photoset, were would you place me? can you set the scene. and use detail darlin please!
mandy ann
Got my registration for Comic-Con this week. Of course it isn't until July, but the anticipation is building...
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aeryn:
yeah a comic con- how fun!! yeash I need to line some stuff up for my summer.
alienprincess:
yay convention!
well, with capoeira, I can kick high, but I am totally, totally out of shape. I tend to get really demoralized because it's so physically demanding. but I really miss it when I don't go.
well, with capoeira, I can kick high, but I am totally, totally out of shape. I tend to get really demoralized because it's so physically demanding. but I really miss it when I don't go.
Havent had a chance to do anything boring yet, but first chance I get man.. Scrabble time