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Wednesday Jan 03, 2007

Jan 3, 2007
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WTF?

seriously, i'm all about faith. but also, seriously, WTF?
abyssia:
i was feeling kinda low when i logged on - that made my day!! where in hell did you find that!?! "i'm not ready to speak in tongues.." tee hee! ok, so i'm corny.. i was really down and now i have no shadow of a frown - i'm giddy as a clown! oi - help!!! confused skull surreal
Jan 3, 2007
king_mob:
That's just funny. Seriously funny.

*Ahem*


10 Tips on Effective Missionary Dating
1.If he tells you you are hot, tell him Jesus made you hot.
2. If he wants to hold your hand, give him a Bble to hold instead.
3. If he tries to get closer, tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
4. If he asks to pay for diner, remind him that Jesus also paid a debt he did not owe.
5. If he reaches his arm around you, remind him that nobody will be as close to you as Jesus.
6. If he tries to kiss you, remind him that a kiss killed your saviour.
7. If he asks to come inside, ask him if he's asked Jesus into his heart.
8. If he tells you he loves you, tell him that Jesus loves him.
9. If he complains that you don't put out, remind him that W.W.J.D. does not stand for Who Would Jesus Do.
10. After you dump him, tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.



Fucking HIGH-larious.
It's a shame Xmas is already past, this would have been some great gift ideas.

Jan 3, 2007

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