my girlfriend's father, bob, manages the part suppier for the shop i am now taking my car to.
the shop has agreed to use that supplier's parts if i procure them.
i got prices like $159, $73, and $400(ish) for the parts i need from the shop.
bob is getting...
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the mouse came out of the "female" tank at the pet store.
while i was setting up the tank at home, spott was playing with the mouse. the mouse was disgruntled at the sudden change of surroundings, so every now and then, she would squeak her displeasure.
i put squeak into the tank where she proceeded to run around investigating...
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i was pulled aside at work this morning to talk to the HR person - about a conversation during which someone "reportedly" said the words "that's what you get for having black friends!". apparently someone reported ME as having been in that conversation. the "reporter" was offended. well, WTF. so am i! why, by all that is holy, would...
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I'm here to serve.
It the absurdity of my life helps anyone else it makes it worth it... or at least it's a nice bonus.
i'm not sure if i'm happy about that or not.





*Ahem*
10 Tips on Effective Missionary Dating
1.If he tells you you are hot, tell him Jesus made you hot.
2. If he wants to hold your hand, give him a Bble to hold instead.
3. If he tries to get closer, tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
4. If he asks to pay for diner, remind him that Jesus also paid a debt he did not owe.
5. If he reaches his arm around you, remind him that nobody will be as close to you as Jesus.
6. If he tries to kiss you, remind him that a kiss killed your saviour.
7. If he asks to come inside, ask him if he's asked Jesus into his heart.
8. If he tells you he loves you, tell him that Jesus loves him.
9. If he complains that you don't put out, remind him that W.W.J.D. does not stand for Who Would Jesus Do.
10. After you dump him, tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.
Fucking HIGH-larious.
It's a shame Xmas is already past, this would have been some great gift ideas.
spott, her sis ebeth, their friend jenny, and i were out for a drive in the middle of nowhere. wanting food, we stopped at a large country store, the kind with the store filling the first floor, and the 2nd floor is...
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goddamnit.

A Very Merry Christmas to ya! Chin up and smile...
thank you all so much for your concern.
on a lighter note, we're actually gaining a night-time social life (our previous one had been gone for quite some time) - even if it is just a friend or two coming...
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edit: kitty is dead. little thing died in my hands shortly after i found him sick. RIP kitty.