Last night was the dreaded hurricane. Tennessee didn't get very much of anything but rain and lightning. Power went out for about 10 hours or so in some places. I'm fine.
I need to backtrack a bit and discuss a couple of weeks ago. We had a drunk buddy that was REALLY drunk. He couldn't stay awake enough to drive so we drove his truck with him in it to the highschool. Drove him onto the grassy knoll that housed the american flag, started doing donuts in it and almost HIT the pole with HIS truck, and left him there. I took pics of it, but I never posted them due the fact that my paranoid ass was thinking...
"What if he's fucking dead!?! We did donuts(slid the truck around in circles) with his fucking dead body in the fucking truck!!! I HAVE PICS OF IT!!"
So, I didn't wanna post evidence that would link us up with the death of an out of control drunk. But the next day he called and told me about how he awoke at the highschool, I tried to control my laughter, he remembers nothing.
Next time he's drunk I suggested that we stip him naked, dump him in a cardboard box full of weird things like, a condom hanging out of a mayo jar, a small puppy, a log with a hole drilled in it, and a lot of pictures of various naked people that shouldn't be naked, Duct tape the box closed, with holes in it, and just dump him in the woods somewhere, hide, and videotape his reactions when he wakes up. I'm easily entertained!! 
I need to backtrack a bit and discuss a couple of weeks ago. We had a drunk buddy that was REALLY drunk. He couldn't stay awake enough to drive so we drove his truck with him in it to the highschool. Drove him onto the grassy knoll that housed the american flag, started doing donuts in it and almost HIT the pole with HIS truck, and left him there. I took pics of it, but I never posted them due the fact that my paranoid ass was thinking...
"What if he's fucking dead!?! We did donuts(slid the truck around in circles) with his fucking dead body in the fucking truck!!! I HAVE PICS OF IT!!"
So, I didn't wanna post evidence that would link us up with the death of an out of control drunk. But the next day he called and told me about how he awoke at the highschool, I tried to control my laughter, he remembers nothing.
Next time he's drunk I suggested that we stip him naked, dump him in a cardboard box full of weird things like, a condom hanging out of a mayo jar, a small puppy, a log with a hole drilled in it, and a lot of pictures of various naked people that shouldn't be naked, Duct tape the box closed, with holes in it, and just dump him in the woods somewhere, hide, and videotape his reactions when he wakes up. I'm easily entertained!!
LOOKIT ME BITCH!
I'M FEELIN YO BABAY!