Ok!! For one my real name of course is MIKE. Yes... that's right. MIKE. It's completly normal. Not like other awesome names but whatever. BUT, contrairy to popular belief, my last name is not JONES. Typing out the phrase "who? Mike Jones" doesn't seem to be as annoying as hearing it coming out of the Tobacco filled face of some REDNECK at work. "What's up MIKE?? MIKE JONES!!!" GOD DAMN YOU!!!
I AM NOT MIKE JONES. I DON'T RAP GOD DAMN IT!! I CAN'T!!! I'm White like that!!
Red neck asses make me sick. They sport that fucking rebal flag bull shit in their trucks BUT they don't blast country "tear in my beer" music bullshit! no. They blast annoying RAP out of it. Everytime I see this it's like... it's like... I don't know but it's completely hypocrytical despite my loss of AWESOME compairison. My spelling sucks...
And fuck all that blue collar comedy shit! I hope they all die.
On a high note... E SHARP.
I AM NOT MIKE JONES. I DON'T RAP GOD DAMN IT!! I CAN'T!!! I'm White like that!!
Red neck asses make me sick. They sport that fucking rebal flag bull shit in their trucks BUT they don't blast country "tear in my beer" music bullshit! no. They blast annoying RAP out of it. Everytime I see this it's like... it's like... I don't know but it's completely hypocrytical despite my loss of AWESOME compairison. My spelling sucks...
And fuck all that blue collar comedy shit! I hope they all die.
On a high note... E SHARP.