I'm still kind of sick. I sound all funny and Ian thinks it's cute. He'll get what's coming to him...
I worked all day! I had to come in at one instead of two so my manager could go to the doctor. She got me stuff from the Body Shop for coming in. Nut body butter and Nut body scrub. I love it. I work for the best woman in retail. She's so laid back.
So I think I should get a business degree and open a porn shop. There are no nice porn shops anywhere in Pittsburgh that I know of. Well, it doesn't halp that you have to be 21 in PA to buy a dildo and I'm only 19. I can buy a goddam gun, but I can't buy porn. I hate Pennsylvania. Anyway, I think it would be fun to have a porn store. I'd have the nicest one around with the biggest selection in the whole state. It would rock. I love pron. Too bad I can't afford it. anyone want to donate to my porn fund?
I worked all day! I had to come in at one instead of two so my manager could go to the doctor. She got me stuff from the Body Shop for coming in. Nut body butter and Nut body scrub. I love it. I work for the best woman in retail. She's so laid back.
So I think I should get a business degree and open a porn shop. There are no nice porn shops anywhere in Pittsburgh that I know of. Well, it doesn't halp that you have to be 21 in PA to buy a dildo and I'm only 19. I can buy a goddam gun, but I can't buy porn. I hate Pennsylvania. Anyway, I think it would be fun to have a porn store. I'd have the nicest one around with the biggest selection in the whole state. It would rock. I love pron. Too bad I can't afford it. anyone want to donate to my porn fund?
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If you opened up a porn store, I would so come work for you. Seriously. It's always been a weird fantasy of mine to work at a porn store. Talk about your ideal job!