If i dont get laid again soon Im going to explode!!!!!!
Its been a week and four days, and I cant sleep. God, I think I have a problem.
I also still dont have a job, which means Im bored as hell, and coz I dont have a job, I cant go out and meet new friends with no money, and beacause I have no money I cant go out and get pissed, and because I cant go out, with no money, meet new friends and get pissed I also CANT GET LAID!
GGGrrrrrrrrrrrr
Its been a week and four days, and I cant sleep. God, I think I have a problem.
I also still dont have a job, which means Im bored as hell, and coz I dont have a job, I cant go out and meet new friends with no money, and beacause I have no money I cant go out and get pissed, and because I cant go out, with no money, meet new friends and get pissed I also CANT GET LAID!
GGGrrrrrrrrrrrr
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ash:
ohhhhh, I know that situation alll too well. 
Im sorry sugar sugar, things will eventually get better. And I dunno what problem you seem to be having, but over here .. if you got a cunt, you can get laid pretty much any day of the week, any time!
Im sorry sugar sugar, things will eventually get better. And I dunno what problem you seem to be having, but over here .. if you got a cunt, you can get laid pretty much any day of the week, any time!
abortion:
Sex starved is definetly up there. If it becomes unbearable just shag some virgin geek dude. That way you get to take someones cherry get laid and help a guy out that probably wont get laid for another few years anyway.