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I decided I needed a new blog. My old one was getting stale and starting to get that smell like at the old folks home.
Anyway, I just wanted to make sure everyone is having a fantastic summer, and to say. I'm really really pissed that Harry Potter got moved back to fucking July of next year. AHHH

Oh yeah, and Disater movie looks like a huge pile of shit, I dare you to try to tell me how awesome it looks, I slapped a guy in the face for it the other day.
A really small guy in an Iron man costume saying "I am Iron man" then a cow falling on top of him....Not funny. Amy Winehouse supposed to be the saber tooth tiger in 10,000 B.C....not funny.
And they make fun of Enchanted and Juno...2 of my favorite movies, those fucking horse dongs.
Didn't the last few do really bad, you would think they would stop making them when nobody goes to see them, or at least stop fucking making a movie based on trailers they saw, no seriously, most of the movies in it weren't even out yet when this was said to come out. I think I'm going to go into the theatre, get into the thing with the machine and yank it off and walk in front of anyone watching this turd of a movie and fart on it, then nobody will want to see it, because it will have fart on it..gross

Vote Obama!