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I just hate myself because I'm such a worthless piece of shit. I've never been held, never been loved, never been kissed, and never been laid. I'd kill myself but I'd probably just fuck that up too. It sucks to be me.

one time, i was lost in the woods and i had to take a shit but didn't have anything to wipe my ass with so i took the shit, and wiped my ass with my socks and then threw them in a near by stream.

Remember back when you saw your mom naked for the very first time and you felt that funny tingly sensation in the crotch of your fuzzy pjamas? In all my years no woman has ever come close to making me feel that way again. All this time i've wasted with wrothless harlots and treacherous whores when what i've been seeking has been right under my...
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Now I'm in a happy place where the walls sing and the flowers dance.... my intestines can be used as a gift.

Tengo montones de sopa en mis pantalones.

I am a worthless piece of shit unworthy of the air I breathe and I pray for death.

I just don't understand these breeders at all... I mean if the stupid lady didn't want me to kick her baby why did she leave the damn stroller in the middle of the sidewalk? Sigh... so anyway I may be facing jail time.

I like to be manhandled by large angry sailors.

My collection of human body parts has expanded significantly over the past few days (yay ebay) . There's hardly any room left in my freezer. At the rate I am amassing assorted limbs, torsos, craniums and sundry features I should have enough raw material to begin assembling my hideous abomination to mankind in no time. Ahh if only I had the spark of life... that...
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It has recently been brought to my attention that my sternum has become possessed by the spirit of a 14th centruy BC cacodemon. Over the past 72 hours it has forced me to perpetrate great atrocities in the name of Urox. In order to prevent further bloodshed I am curently seeking out methods to remove my sternum while still maintaining the integrity of my thoracic...
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