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Today my jerk quest, as it where, found me rubbing it at a U.S. Post Office. I was a little afraid of being caught. I'm not sure if the penalties for public lewdness are greater inside of a government facility. There just might be some special provision in the Patriot Act against just such a thing. Despite that, my desire for wacking it in public overcame my initial trepidations. I chose to carry out my deed in the restroom. yes I'm a little tired of always having to use the public restrooms fo America but there didn't seem to be anywhere else private enough to carry out the deed. No sooner had I deposited my load into the urinal than three Japanese business men came through the door. They seemed a little surprised to see me but I don't think they suspected anything. I have seen enough Japanese porn to know that I did not want to become part of one of their sick fantasies. I bowed sayonara and took my leave of the fine gentlemen. What they discovered in my wake is anyone's guess. I can see now that things are finally starting to come together as we approach endgame... stay tuned this saga will continue.