recipeforhate

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I was just sittin there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week my teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you, never trust a monkey!