christmas came and the goose got fat
my friend suzanna got me the most unbelievable present this year - an autographed photo of Chris Burke, plus his newest CD. None of you know Chris Burke? He was the retarded kid from that old TV show "Life Goes On"
! Apparently he's singing now. These two money-grubbing fucks are with him in the picture. The write all of the songs, and make the poor retarded guy sing them, and they basically use whatever cult/kitch/Down Syndrome community celebrity status this poor bastard has left to sell albums. Really sick. But I'm only human...I did laugh my ass off when I unwrapped the fucking thing.
I also got a gift certificate for the bigass art store on 57th St, which is cool. And a gift certificate for Lowe's, which is like Home Depot. I love to wander through the aisles of stores like that. When I lived in L.A. I'd go to the Home Depot there on Sunset at like 4am and shit. It was open 24 hrs, and I was fixing up a friend's recording studio, so I hit it a lot late night on my way back from going out. Once I saw Kirsty Ally or however you spell her name- that chick from "Cheers" - arguing with her boyfriend about toilets there. She wears sunglasses at night.
I saw Gangs of New York, and it really sucks big purple veiny dicks.
my friend suzanna got me the most unbelievable present this year - an autographed photo of Chris Burke, plus his newest CD. None of you know Chris Burke? He was the retarded kid from that old TV show "Life Goes On"
! Apparently he's singing now. These two money-grubbing fucks are with him in the picture. The write all of the songs, and make the poor retarded guy sing them, and they basically use whatever cult/kitch/Down Syndrome community celebrity status this poor bastard has left to sell albums. Really sick. But I'm only human...I did laugh my ass off when I unwrapped the fucking thing.
I also got a gift certificate for the bigass art store on 57th St, which is cool. And a gift certificate for Lowe's, which is like Home Depot. I love to wander through the aisles of stores like that. When I lived in L.A. I'd go to the Home Depot there on Sunset at like 4am and shit. It was open 24 hrs, and I was fixing up a friend's recording studio, so I hit it a lot late night on my way back from going out. Once I saw Kirsty Ally or however you spell her name- that chick from "Cheers" - arguing with her boyfriend about toilets there. She wears sunglasses at night.
I saw Gangs of New York, and it really sucks big purple veiny dicks.
home depot is the shit. when i got my drivers license i would steal my dads car and drive to the one near their house in brooklyn late at night when i got real depressed and take loads of paint chips. thats sad.
oh yeh, gangs of new york licked my left and right nut