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The greatest times I've ever known
They're locked inside of me
And carved out of stone

I've broken hearts
Made people sing
I've drove a million miles
I've done everything

I'm a rocker, Oh oh
Do as I feel as I say
I'm a rocker, Oh oh
And no one can take that away

Bring on the night
That's when I live
I come alive inside
Give all I can give

I live each day
Like it's my last
I live for rock and roll
I never look back

I'm a rocker, Oh oh
Do as I feel as I say
I'm a rocker, Oh oh
And no one can take that away

I'm a rocker
And I'm always revvin' up
I'm a rocker
I can never get enough
I'm a rocker
It's something in my blood
I'm a rocker
Wouldn't change it even if I could

I'm a rocker, Oh oh
Do as I feel as I say
I'm a rocker, Oh oh
And no one can take that away

- Judas Priest -- "I'm a Rocker"

Well this was a fairly interesting weekend. It's been a very long time since I've really drank anything, so it was good to get a bit of the old goofy juice in me... even if I did have a bit much and act an ass a bit.

SexyBeast will be in the hospital this week, so that really sucks. I hope we can work something out so I can get over there to visit. I'd really hate to be stuck in the house all day alone... with the cats... they're plotting something.

Kid's sleep deprevation tactics are just the begining... Kitty has already demonstrated her prowess as an elite ninja. And Maliki... so cute... so shy... so deadly... He guards the entrance to the kitchen. When the shit goes down, he'll make sure I starve. The Black (cat) Knight! "None shall pass!!!"

So I guess I'll make an attempt at sleep now, but I'm really not tired. I just laid around all day being lazy, so I've still got too much energy.

I need somebody to wear me out during the day so I can sleep at night...

You know... in that way. You get it, right? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!

You know... like moving furniture and such. Maybe play a game of badminton.

Or wild sexual escapades featuring shinanigans with tassels and donkeys...

Or mowing the lawn, walking the dog, spanking the monkey, washing grampa...

Okay. I'm done. That's it. Stop reading. I said stop. What the hell is wrong with you? Stop reading this this instant!

See. Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and... hey! Stop that! I see you you cheeky monkey! That's it. You asked for it.



So THERE!

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