reaper_man

I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork, How have you been?

let's just sum up the end of my shift

I got stuck in an elevator at a detox center for 30 minutes or more. With my partner- who's a whack job and was pulling the "I'm not freaking out, I'm keeping the pt calm" bullshit. she took the fucking time to call...
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I've figured it out- i don't like my sat partner.
It's a combination of things really.

She's got a semi-bad attitude: she complains about doing calls, whether it's busy or not. I'm of the school that I get paid to do calls, that's what the company pays me for. Now, you can tell I'm not exactly a company man, but whatever.

She's stupid: too many...
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I've gotten out late a majority of my shifts, by an hour or so. Least amt was last night with 40 minutes. I still banged out. Fuck them.

I got written up for "PTO" abuse the other day for the first time I banged on a wed and then the following Sat. I explained the wed and of course sat was the day Patty's mom...
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make it 3 fucking shifts in a row...

oh, and my partner on Sat is a complete and utter moron. I tried giving her a chance, but she's just fucking stupid. It's not her fault really, she was born that way.

This is the 2nd straight shift I'll be getting out late. This one isn't so bad though, I'm already at the station, but it's the fact of the matter


That and earlier today my phone went flying from my hand and went skidding across the sandy parking lot of worcester med, t took it like a champ.

Guess where I am, I'll give you a hint, it's not in bed.




















Give up?
















Fucking westwood. This company is very quickly running out of its usefulness. Looks like they fin't like me coming in on Wed because I'm banging out again, just like last week when they got me out 3 and a half hours late. Fuckspots

I'm going back to pembroke, pembroke. I don't think so. I'm going back to pembroke, pembroke, pembroke. I don't think so.

I'm going back to pembroke, wiling, profiling, pt in chains. The sun is down, in my ambulance. I've got staff followin on the way.

That's my little rendition of "going back to pembroke". If you can't place the song- going back to cali.

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officially have the stick back, so that's good

I hate AMR. It's not my fault the dispatchers at night have a 1/4 of a brain combined. I signed off at the station after getting back from Templeton, never thought anything of it. Well apparently it's my job to triple check to make sure they are doing their job. I get a call at 11pm *mind...
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it got better, kind of

well, first off, let's say I didn't get the stick back.... yet. I've explained the boot camp method of punishment to the kids- everyone gets punished until the person owns up. So the student, I know who it is- but I can't really do anything yet, has until the end of the day tomorrow to return it to me. After...
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I almost had a shitty day, then it got a little bad

well, on my way to school this morning, I was heading down the road- approached the stop sign a little too fast (I forgot how slick it could be) and ended up sliding right through. For those that know the area, it was old webster into Charlton. At that time of day, Charlton...
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