Hello!
Last month, I went to Bee's salon, where she turned me back to my favorite type of derogatory stereotype!
I'm having so much more fun, already.
I made a pretty fun mix to celebrate being a toe.
I've uploaded it for you to download it then load it while loading shit, while getting loaded.
I think you want to click on the "slow download" button, and wait around.
By the way, does anyone know of a better place for me to upload larger files for free, than Rapid Share?
Heres a little fact that you may or may not be aware of:
-Blondes are forever given a bad rep thanks to a nude French model/ mistress from the late 1700s named Rosalie Duthe. She was known to pause for long amounts for time before speaking and was made fun of throughout the town. The upper class went as far as to make up songs about her for pretty much being a dumb whore.
Way to ruin it for us, Rosie!
A few weeks back CourtneyRiot came to New York for a visit. I'm still recovering. After nearly being kicked out a bar at 4am on a Sunday, we went directly over to the Today show with signs confessing our love for the cast in slightly inappropriate ways.
To our surprise, the plaza was swarming with preteens waiting to see iCarly. The early morning also featured a father who was less than pleased to hear children screaming with joy while the cameras weren't even on them.
Bettina and I are going to be working at the New York Comic Con this weekend!
My personal goals for the excursion include:
- Getting to the convention center without a hobo inappropriately touching me on the subway (you never know)
- Not spending all my piggy bank money on Dark Horse comics and Dr. Who merch
- Meet Seth Meyers. WHY would I meet a comedy writer who I associate with wearing suits with sneakers and smiling at inappropriate moments, at a comic convention? Because it was in an erotic dream I recently had and since Disney movies taught me that dreams come true, they better hope this happens so that I don't sue.
- To have half as much fun as I did at the San Diego comic con with Rambo and Missy, this year
If you'll be there, come and say hi. If you see Seth Meyers bring him with you. Hogtie him only if necessary, please.
I recently wrote a blog entry about my heritage and the unknown part of New York that still keeps it well celebrated. As the well known horrible writer that I usually am, was flattered by the comments on it. Take a look, if you feel so inclined.
I'm also looking for some freelance work in the New York area, so that I can afford to continue my comfortable lifestyle of buying things I probably don't need...
...like this slightly odd set of glasses.
I would like for it to involve photography, but I'm pretty much awesome at everything. Heres a list of things that I've been paid for in the past:
- data entry
- house cleaning
- cooking
- hosting
- production assistant
- folding laundry
- babysitting
- dog walking
- swallowing goldfish
This list is pretty impressive and I'm ready to add to it.
So a heads up on job openings would be very much appreciated!
I made this video the other week. It made me miss my friends back on the west coast.
Shooting guns is also on the (unrelated) list of things I miss.
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