Friday Jun 30, 2006

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  • 26 consecutive hours were spent in the Fort Lauderdale Airport, recently.
    Frugal Reagan decided to save some cash and buy a plane ticket from American Airlines instead of Jet Blue.
    It may be my only life long regret. No one likes a complainer, so I'm sparing all details on how all American Airlines workers are rude and childish.
    I will just say that I have never hated the state of Florida as much as I have for the past few days. and thats a pretty bold statement.




  • And although no one i love in the state of Florida offered my ailing body anything useful other than pool parties. I've come to realize that I have really spent my life picking out good friends. Literaly giving me shoulder to cry on when all im trying to do is hide in corners, and driving to my aid no matter what the situation is like, or calling an airlines to complain on my behalf when i no longer have the strength to fight for myself. I'm a fortunate person.


    • yea, yea, yea. a real sentimental moment, that just was.
    but Bewitched had some better ones....

    SPOILERS! (Click to view)



    theres a moral involved to my Reagan V.S. Samantha sentimental moments.
    and that is that Emotions are cooler when you're witty well dressed witch.





  • I drove by one of these cars the other day, and became infuriated! Caught up in all of this negative emotion, I couldnt put into words WHY i feel like the making of this car may be one of the most moronically modeled cars in the history of automobiles, but this afternoon sean helped me out.
    The making of the H3, is like the creation of decaf coffee and ultra light cigarettes.
    Pointless. Completely and utterly pointless.
    If you're going to drink coffee, do it to wake up.
    If you're going to smoke cigarettes, suck in the fumes!
    and if you're going to drive a Hummer, DRIVE THE FUCKING SUV LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO RUN OVER AN OVERWEIGHT 12 YEAR OLD NAZI.




  • As i was in the middle of feeling sorry for myself for ever uttering the expired words of 'i'll take a rain check', erin spoke to me for the first time in months and cheered me up.
    She also pointed out the fact that every entry i have ever written, is saved in the calender of this website. Naturally, I decided to look waaaay back to my first few entries-which is something i will never do again.
    I was the most pathetic person, i know. The current me is almost embarrassed for...well, myself i suppose.
    Erins first entries, on the other hand, were as interesting as i remember them to be. Lucky ex wife....



  • Between this not so air conditioned room and my overheating Powerbook, my body on this couch feels more like heroin on a spoon.




    • Holy gracious dumbass! it is 4:14 am, and my phone has now rang 6 times in a row, making it exactly 34 rings from a blocked number.
    thirty four unidentified rings!
    3 times the answering machine has picked up, and whomever it is isn't leaving a message..I've just looked up at the tv screen to see an old man cutting open and ladling out the contents of a dead mans stomach....this is obviously my qu to move my eyes from this monitor, to the one showing a late night HBO documentary.
    VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
    n3mi5y5:
    i'm sorry your florida visit to our airport system was so horrible. if it makes you feel any better, one time at ATL some dumb bitch in a cart ran over my foot.
    hellocentral:
    Hey, I agree about H3s. I started reading your comment about them and I thought you were going to go into an environmentalist rant or something, but I've read all the rants I can handle. If you're going to do something, go for the gold. if you're going to get a Hummer, don't get an H3. Hummers rule- the bigger the better. what the hell, anyway.

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