razorshimmy

Had a bat mitzvah at the club last night. Most of the kids were actually pretty cool, but there was this one lil' fucker who gave me nonstop trouble, and capped the night off by going into the men's room, biting off the tip of a glow necklace, and slinging the phosphorescent shit all over the place. I coulda killed the little prick.
On a...
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Bald again! And employed, as well! I think the new look goes well with my job in security. I'll post pictures as soon as I take some.

I really need to get back to writing. It's kinda sad to admit, because I'm fairly sure it goes against a lot of what the movie is about, but watching Sideways makes me want to drink more wine and write again. Luckily, I've been getting back on the writing, but I still can't afford to drink the good shit. Luckily it looks like that should...
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Ahhh, the cool, smooth satisfaction of... well, hell, to be honest, just of being satisfied. I try to find satisfaction in as much of my life as possible, while still maintaining a desire to change and affect things in general.
So, I'm satisfied. Feelin' grand. Happy days, all.

Happy New year everybody! Except those of you that don't celebrate new year after tonight, in which case, happy ordinary day!

Ahhh, Christmas Eve, a day spent surrounded by... um, well, so far I have spent the day by the fireside, albeit and unlit fireside, reading a wonderful holiday tale called The Road, by Cormac McCarthy, about a father and a son who go on a trip across America to find Santa! They sleep outdoors, meet new people, spend time in the homes of many...
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There was a hawk sitting on top of my car today when I came outside. We looked at each other for a moment before it flew off. I thought that was pretty cool.
I have several parking tickets that I have to pay off. Blech. This is severely suck.

Naked women certainly are wonderful.

I'm quite lonely and tired. All I can think about lately is how much I miss the sense of companionship I've had in the past, and how that feels totally absent from me now, like the time it was there was some fever-dream of my sick present.
I yearn for the breath and scent of someone that I'm sure was meant to sigh and roll...
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My eyeballs hurt.
So, as those of you at the cheese'n'booze party the other night discovered, my credit card and my phone were both cut off on the same day. This was, eventually, to be expected, as I havn't paid the bills for either of them in some time. I had hoped, however, to actually be making money again before it happened, and my new...
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