razorshimmy

Well, nobody wants to be my friend. What a bunch of bastards.
It's okay, I still love all of you. I'm good like that, with the loving.
What else, you ask? Well, I'm sitting in line to see an advanced screening of Jesus is Magic, starring the oh-so-amazing Sarah Silverman, also known as the funniest chick on the planet, also known as the other fabulously sexy Jewish gal in my life. I'm not sure if I should consider it a good or bad thing that I'm pretty sure I know more about Sarah's anus, from her comedy, than about th' gigglefisch's, but I'll stick with good, because that's the happier option.
So I'm sitting here, waiting for a good friend of mine to show up, charging up my brand-spankin new iPod, and realizing how totally content and not-depressed I am. It's a fairly weird feeling, I'm not gonna lie.
I guess that's about it. I'm pretty sure they sell wine here...