What is it about old Madonna songs? Ever since I was a kid I've liked her 80's period songs. You know, the ones like Papa don't Preach, Borderline, Lucky Star, Material Girl. It's weird.
My hair's red. I really need a camera to show you guys. I'll get one next time I get paid.
I went to Torture Garden. It was cool. Me and Snowelf were the youngest people there I think. Well, I say young, i guess more accurately youngest looking. Fetish is not really my thing at all, but hell, I like dressing up. People don't do it enough. Ever since I was a kid when i dressed up as a bunny, Spiderman and Count Dracula amongst other things I've done it. Why the hell not? It helps I can usually get away it because of the way I look. But wearing a dress is nice. Even acting and dancing like a girl is a lot of fun, Don't ask me why I don't know. However, I have a barrier about kissing guys. Sorry Jeff!
I'm downloading Hentai. I enjoy porn too much.
I've been listening to Bill Hicks at work all day. I've never heard anyone so funny and edgy at the same time. He loved porn. As he says christian fundamentalists say 'Go forth and Multiply' yet they have a barrier against sex of all kinds. Go figure.
" That's what I find ironic, too, is that people who are against these things that cause sexual thought are generally fundamentalist Christians, who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. Boy, they walk a tight rope every day, don't they? "How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it?" "We could sing hymns during it." (sings) "One stroke at a time, sweet Jesus. One stroke at a time, sweet Lord." I did that joke in Alabama, in Fife, and these three rednecks met me after the show. "Hey, buddy! C'mere! Mr. Funny-man, c'mere! Hey, buddy, we're Christians, and we don't like what you said." "So then forgive me." Later, when I was hanging from the tree. Here is my final point, oh thank you God. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography, whatever that is. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? And for those of you out there who're having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I'll answer it for you - none of your fucking business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go fucking on a vacation out of my life. But see, here's their argument for that, each and every time: "But we have to protect the children, we have to protect the children." Let me tell you something, children are smarter than any of us, you know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full-time job and children. Yeah, they're quick, these kids, man. They're fucking quick. But where did this veneration of childbirth come from, I missed that meeting, I tell you that. "Oh, childbirth is such a miracle, it's such a miracle." Wrong. No more of a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. You know what a miracle is? A miracle is raising a kid who doesn't talk in a fucking movie theatre, there's your goddamned miracle. If it were a miracle, then not every nine months any yin-yang in that world can drop a litter of these mewling fucking cabbages on the planet, and in case you have not checked the single mom statistics lately - the miracle is spreading like fucking wildfire."
- Bill Hicks is my spokesperson.
xashx
My hair's red. I really need a camera to show you guys. I'll get one next time I get paid.
I went to Torture Garden. It was cool. Me and Snowelf were the youngest people there I think. Well, I say young, i guess more accurately youngest looking. Fetish is not really my thing at all, but hell, I like dressing up. People don't do it enough. Ever since I was a kid when i dressed up as a bunny, Spiderman and Count Dracula amongst other things I've done it. Why the hell not? It helps I can usually get away it because of the way I look. But wearing a dress is nice. Even acting and dancing like a girl is a lot of fun, Don't ask me why I don't know. However, I have a barrier about kissing guys. Sorry Jeff!
I'm downloading Hentai. I enjoy porn too much.
I've been listening to Bill Hicks at work all day. I've never heard anyone so funny and edgy at the same time. He loved porn. As he says christian fundamentalists say 'Go forth and Multiply' yet they have a barrier against sex of all kinds. Go figure.
" That's what I find ironic, too, is that people who are against these things that cause sexual thought are generally fundamentalist Christians, who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. Boy, they walk a tight rope every day, don't they? "How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it?" "We could sing hymns during it." (sings) "One stroke at a time, sweet Jesus. One stroke at a time, sweet Lord." I did that joke in Alabama, in Fife, and these three rednecks met me after the show. "Hey, buddy! C'mere! Mr. Funny-man, c'mere! Hey, buddy, we're Christians, and we don't like what you said." "So then forgive me." Later, when I was hanging from the tree. Here is my final point, oh thank you God. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography, whatever that is. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? And for those of you out there who're having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I'll answer it for you - none of your fucking business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go fucking on a vacation out of my life. But see, here's their argument for that, each and every time: "But we have to protect the children, we have to protect the children." Let me tell you something, children are smarter than any of us, you know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full-time job and children. Yeah, they're quick, these kids, man. They're fucking quick. But where did this veneration of childbirth come from, I missed that meeting, I tell you that. "Oh, childbirth is such a miracle, it's such a miracle." Wrong. No more of a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. You know what a miracle is? A miracle is raising a kid who doesn't talk in a fucking movie theatre, there's your goddamned miracle. If it were a miracle, then not every nine months any yin-yang in that world can drop a litter of these mewling fucking cabbages on the planet, and in case you have not checked the single mom statistics lately - the miracle is spreading like fucking wildfire."
- Bill Hicks is my spokesperson.
xashx
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hehe thanks, i decided to chop allllllllll my hair off and grow a beard. hehe
what you upto?
Still living in London?