I laugh at the most inappropriate things at possibly the most inappropriate times.
Some guy came in to the hotel for a business meeting, and afterwards he came down to the front desk to let us know that his group was leaving (we had to lock the doors after they left, etc).
Then he invited me to his church. And that was fine or whatever, I played it off. But as he was leaving, he turned back to me and said "Jesus is the only way to Heaven" and for some reason I thought that was the funniest thing. I mean, it's a good thing he walked off right after he said that because otherwise I would have just stood there and laughed right in his face. But I wasn't intentionally trying bitch or anything. I really, really, really don't mean to be like that - I have no problems with Christians, and I don't even care that much when people do things like invite me to church. As long as they don't push me about it, I'm fine, and this guy was totally cool. But that really was the funniest thing he could probably have said at that moment. I don't know why it was so funny, it really shouldn't have been. I mean, it was just really unexpected, like some fucking footnote he forgot to mention or something. "Oh, by the way, Jesus is the only way into Heaven. Just FYI."
I've been laughing at all sorts of stupid shit lately, though. Maybe I need more sleep. Or something.
Some guy came in to the hotel for a business meeting, and afterwards he came down to the front desk to let us know that his group was leaving (we had to lock the doors after they left, etc).
Then he invited me to his church. And that was fine or whatever, I played it off. But as he was leaving, he turned back to me and said "Jesus is the only way to Heaven" and for some reason I thought that was the funniest thing. I mean, it's a good thing he walked off right after he said that because otherwise I would have just stood there and laughed right in his face. But I wasn't intentionally trying bitch or anything. I really, really, really don't mean to be like that - I have no problems with Christians, and I don't even care that much when people do things like invite me to church. As long as they don't push me about it, I'm fine, and this guy was totally cool. But that really was the funniest thing he could probably have said at that moment. I don't know why it was so funny, it really shouldn't have been. I mean, it was just really unexpected, like some fucking footnote he forgot to mention or something. "Oh, by the way, Jesus is the only way into Heaven. Just FYI."
I've been laughing at all sorts of stupid shit lately, though. Maybe I need more sleep. Or something.
tadzi:
i get really irritated by evangelicals. it gives me the urge to go to a religious school and set up a table handing out copies of The Origin of Species.