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Wednesday Dec 02, 2009

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So, have you ever realized that a certain phrase or mannerism that you've been exposed to your whole life is actually exclusive to a certain group of people? I mean, being from the South, there are a lot of...colorful expressions that I've been saying my whole life, and I never even knew that they were "Southern" phrases. For example, if I'm about to go to the store, I'll say "I'm fixin' to go to the store." Or if a child is crying because his mom won't buy him a toy, he's throwing a "hissy fit" or "temper tantrum." I was really surprised when I was talking to one of my friends from New England that only people from the South say that. And this got me thinking: what other expressions that I though were common, are actually only said by certain people? Are there things that only Northern people say? Mid-Westerners?

I actually Googled examples of Southern phrases, and I must admit, I've heard (and, sadly, even said) most of them. It kind of makes me question my environment, haha. I've got a short list of the fairly common ones or the ones that I like. I never realized how funny some of them are until now :3

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

By far the most common thing you'll hear someone say is "bless his (or her) heart." This is pretty much a free pass to say anything you want about someone, no matter how insulting.

For example:
He's so buck-toothed he could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Ouch, right? But wait!
He's so buck-toothed he could eat an apple through a picket fence, bless his heart.
Or even: She thinks he likes her for her personality? Oh, bless her sweet little heart.

See? Instantly acceptable. You're showing them a bit of pity, so it's totally okay to completely nail them with nasty insults.

Here are a few of my other favorites as well
- If someone is really hot (or nervous) they'll be "sweating like a whore in church"
- During the winter it's "colder than a witch's titty" or "colder than a welldigger's ass"
- If someone's in a bad mood, you'd ask "What's your dill, pickle?" (What's your problem?)
- If you'd eaten something really delicious you could say that it was so good "it would have brought tears to a glass eye"
- If someone was really ugly you could say "they're right homely" or they're "uglier than homemade soap" (bless their heart)



angad19:


sweating like a whore in church



HAHAHAHAH

Dec 2, 2009

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