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Saturday Jul 28, 2012

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-Weird dream-

So I was at some park, like in the middle of a campground park, and I am just sitting there on a bench people watching. These kids are sitting there teasing this Rhino with their sandwiches and chips etc. Anyway the kids Mom comes over and takes them away and tries to shoe away the Rhino. The Rhino walks over to me and starts kind of nudging me and looking like its begging for my food. So I open up my brown bag and toss off a piece of my sandwich but it stands up on its hind legs picks up the bit of sandwich and looks down at me and in a thick black fella voice it says to me "Man, seriously man? You gonna just toss me this shit? Like I'm your dog? Look here tiny I am three tons of fuckin' hungry and you are gonna toss me this? Mother fucker. You best give me that sandwich and whatever else is in that bag before I chase you outta this park shovin' my horn in your ass!"

Needless to say I gave it my lunch and asked politely if I could keep the coke.

Which it then sat down on the table next to me and ate the lunch including taking a couple sips from my coke, after which it threatened to flatten my ass if I wiped the rim before taking a sip after.
pawko4b:
Anal rhino's so over senstive to people not wanting their backwash and drool.
Jul 28, 2012
sal_:
Rhinos are the bullies of the animal kingdom. Next time dream of an elephant to come tell that rhino what's up.
Jul 28, 2012

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